It’s written in the United States’ constitution that every holiday must be honored with a sale or two on the App Store. No joke -- it’s a new law according to yet another wiki page that I just finished vandalizing. If you're interested, the law is sandwiched between the “freedom of press” thing and that other law about how all American babies should be named after me.

Anyway, it’s with great honor that I tell you about Gameloft’s massive $.99 Father’s Day sale, a sale meant to stir your loins and your wallet. I can’t pin down a rhyme or reason for what games are being offered at their discounted rates, but hey, they’re cheap and I think that’s all that matters at the end of the day.

Here’s the list. The first link you’ll see is connected to a write-up of ours about the game, while the second will take you straight to the App Store:

Eternal Legacy - 99¢
Eternal Legacy HD - 99¢
Fast Five: The Movie: Official Game - 99¢
Fast Five: The Movie: Official Game: HD - 99¢
Fishing Kings - 99¢
Gangstar: Miami Vindication - 99¢
Gangstar: Miami Vindication HD - 99¢
NFL 2011 - 99¢
NFL 2011 HD - 99¢
Order & Chaos Online - 99¢ [Universal]
Real Soccer 2011 - 99¢
Real Soccer 2011 HD - 99¢
Spider-Man: Total Mayhem - 99¢
Spider-Man - Total Mayhem HD - 99¢

You know, maybe these are supposed to be games that father's dig? My dad refuses to play anything without the words "King's Quest" or "Hearts" in the title, but to each his own I suppose.

  • http://twitter.com/nrathaus Noam Rathaus

    O&C for 1$ :) wow i wish I had waited :)

  • http://twitter.com/nrathaus Noam Rathaus

    O&C for 1$ :) wow i wish I had waited :)

    • warren

      i always say im gonna. then i dont. stupid impulse buyer haha

  • http://twitter.com/nrathaus Noam Rathaus

    O&C for 1$ :) wow i wish I had waited :)

  • Anonymous

    Yay!

  • Anonymous

    Yay!

  • http://twitter.com/WickedGood Steve Loopipe

    Not all fathers have to be old men, you know.  Some of your readers happen to be fathers of young children and will take any excuse to buy Order and Chaos Online for 99 cents.  :)

  • http://twitter.com/WickedGood Steve Loopipe

    Not all fathers have to be old men, you know.  Some of your readers happen to be fathers of young children and will take any excuse to buy Order and Chaos Online for 99 cents.  :)

    • antony46ONL

      Amen brother

    • Anonymous

      Amen brotha!   (note: I don't have kids)

  • Noah

    Okay, so of the games listed... which should I purchase if I only have 99 cents?

    • Chase Larson

      Obviously, it depends on what type of game you want.  Personally, I think that Order & Chaos is the best game up there, but that's my opinion.   Also, you will have to pay more to keep up your subscription, but you get 3 months for free just for purchasing the game.

  • Xexist

    I am dissapointed in O&C for 99 cents. It is worth so much more. Then again their lack of support is the reason they need to drop price to keep selling

    • Anonymous

      Makes perfect sense to me. The main source of income is obviously going to be repeated subscriptions if only they can get the userbase big enough, I'm surprised it hasn't dropped to free yet.

  • http://twitter.com/touchgameplay TouchGamePlay

    The Sale is Cool even i do already own almost every Game from that List. Still... where the Hell are 9mm & Backstab?!

  • deamon34

    Was hoping for Starfront Collision HD.  Maybe 4th of July sale :)

  • Awesome Sale

    Gimme some 99c Rainbow Six!! However, I was also waiting for O&C to drop down to 99c, so I picked it up. Holy man, totally worth it. I've been playing the game non-stop for the past 2 hours. It's like WoW lite. Does anyone know if Spider-Man worth the dollar?

    • Shamu

      i didnt like spiderman. each to their own, but i thought it was boring, run of the mill game.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=664531244 Daniel Skatter

    Spider-Man is definitely worth the dollar. Picked it up at an earlier 99 cent sale, and enjoy it a lot. Its no console-level experience, but its fun on the iPad. I can only assume its just as good on the iPhone/iPod touch.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Erik-Thomas/100001214773968 Erik Thomas

    It's funny...for over 6 months of sales that Gameloft has had now, the one and only game they haven't brought down to .99 is their Modern Combat2 game. I wonder why that is.

  • Babylandlord

    I bought order and chaos for full price on release day and I still haven't freed enough room to install it! Obviously I should have waited... but part of me gets the biggest thrill out of clicking the buy button on new release day!

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mike-Jagalano/100002437087995 Mike Jagalano

    I wish they would have added Dungeon Hunter 2 on their Father's Day sale list.    It's a game I've been waiting to go on sale.   $7 is a bit much for an iOS game for me.   If they dropped it down to $1 or 2, I'd be an instant sale for me.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Erik-Thomas/100001214773968 Erik Thomas

      It's actually been on sale a few times. Once in March and twice in May.

  • wohdin

    So your dad must be a big fan of Kingdom Hearts, right?

    .....No?