As is the case when anything gets popular, there's already loads of different (and often terrible) Goat Simulator clones on the App Store, but soon we'll be able to play the real deal. In goat simulator, you play as a goat, and simulate being a goat. It's basically just a supremely ridiculous physics sandbox game where you play as a goat. Here's the trailer from when it launched on PC:

This was all announced at GDC Europe this morning, where Coffee Stain Studios also announced they made back the money invested in Goat Simulator in "ten minutes." Take that as you will. Goat Simulator has been a surprising hit, and, I've got no doubts it'll make a similar splash on iOS. Rampaging around as a goat is way more fun than you'd think it would be.

[via Joystiq]

  • 61050

    lol wut

  • Thawkk

    Finally, a game that can compete with Hodappy Bird for GOTY.

    • thiagovscoelho


  • Firedog5698

    Finally the real thing instead of the dumb remakes on the App Store

    • Stormourner

      remakes? those are clones

  • ImJPaul

    Yessss! Now I can play the legit version on the go. Woop!

    • Firedog5698

      I hope it doesn't need constant internet

      • Stormourner


      • ImJPaul

        Constant internet connection doesn't effect me because I always have internet connection so Idc. Never saw the big deal with that.

      • TheNoobOfTheCentury

        The reason everyone hates constant internet connection is because phones and ipads are portable, so you should be able to go anywhere, access, and use the game. And MOST games only have constant connection to avoid pirates, so they use internet ONLY to prevent piracy, so theyre basically making everyone pay the price (not a pun) of being on wifi because of pirates.

      • Intendro


      • handhoney

        Also pointless data plan usage. -_-

      • Creat1v

        + way more battery usage

      • C. Stubb

        ...well aren't you special.

  • kevin8977

    Oh fuuuug yeah

  • spader623

    Me gusta.

  • Stormourner

    it's good that you took notice, eli =D
    I'm glad to see the real and original goat simulator coming soon to iOS

    go home, cloners!! you're drunk!!!

  • keshi0

    This has goat to be great!

  • Keitch83

    You've goat to be kidding me. Awesome

  • jar0d

    Yes. Yes. Yes. So awesome!!!

  • dalglir

    That trailer is such an excellent riff on the Dead Island (1) trailer 🙂

    • Shifaan

      I thought the same

  • replicanttheory

    Still laughing from watching the trailer... Will have to try this one!!!

  • curtisrshideler

    Bummed Revolution didn't originate this based on the Goat from Broken Sword. But this looks awesomely hilarious!

  • Lemmonz


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  • Adams Immersive

    I stopped playing this game long ago. About 10 hours. I had to sleep. But I'll get back to it soon! I cannot resist its bizarre cross-species GTA experience.

    (But I hope they fix the breaking glass FX of the Mac version before heading to iOS! I know--it's beta for now.)

  • thestapler

    yes please.

  • ScotDamn

    That video is hilarious.

  • Greatgoat

    cant find it on appstore! I WANT THE GAME NOW!!

    • Stormourner

      be patient

  • iqSoup


  • Kane

    Looks like Goat Turd

  • Holcman

    This is GOTY. Goat of the Year! Very much looking forward to this!

  • Rawk GWJ

    maa- a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aaaaaa

  • Design by Adrian

    It's free roam until you discover wheat. After that you need wheat to take 10 steps. 1 wheat is produced every 5 hours.

    You can use gems to hurry the process. Buy 20 gems for £1.49.

  • Greatgoat

    release date please?

  • yetanotherapp

    YES! YES! YES!