Straight up: I’m not a soccer fan because honestly, it's hard to be a soccer fan in the USA. The whole non-stop nature of the game makes it really difficult for TV stations to inject advertising into the game, so aside from gym class soccer has yet to catch on.

We cool now? Great. Because here’s the thing about Soccer Superstars 2011 Pro [$4.99]: it’s not a simulation title, and it’s not an all-out action sports title, either. I like to frame it as a mix of the two, as it somehow marries the spirit of the actual game of soccer with video games antics, whimsy, and some light RPG elements that the Superstars series is known for.

For me, this is a great thing. I don’t need to know squat about soccer to dig what is being done in Soccer Superstars 2011, just like how I didn’t need to know anything about the actual game of hockey to be to enjoy the NES classic Blades of Steel. (Also similar to Baseball Superstars where you need to know nothing about baseball to get immersed in training up your super batter.)

I think you get the gist, but just in case, think of Soccer Superstars as a lean arcade kind of sports title. You can only pick from a few teams, none of which offer real players or likenesses from the actual sport. In fact, each team sports a whacked out super player who can, quite literally, kick flaming balls into goals with the touch of a button.

Doing that requires a simple press of one of the three-to-four action buttons displayed at all times on the game’s not-so-beautiful HUD. There’s also a virtual analog stick present one the screen, too, which is how you move around your dudes on the field. Sadly, much like last year's iteration of the game, the controls aren't as precise as we wish they were as the virtual joystick just flat out feels clunky at times.

The fundamentals of soccer are all present and accounted for on the face buttons, which in turn, keeps the game simple: you can only, really, dribble and shoot as well as steal and tackle. Holding some of these buttons increases the strength of a move.

You get your standard amount of players on the field, all of which have assignments, so you’ll need to shift from character to character as you would in a simulation soccer game as the ball bounces around. Also, each person on the field also has his own set of stats, so you’ll need to keep an eye on what player can do what the best.

I’d like to say that there’s some sort of grand strategy to the play, but if there is, I haven’t discovered it. Most of my matches -- and they’re all lightning fast -- have been “pass and shoot” fests, which is to say, I’ve just been driving the ball to the hole and dominating.

So, I can with without a care. Frankly, I think this is stellar; I don’t want to bother with elaborate defensive or offensive strategies I don’t want to think soccer. I’d rather just put the ball in the hole. This game allows me to do that. Instant bliss!

I can see this being a problem with people who require deeper experiences, so do keep away from this one if being a great Pitch Commander is necessary. Thankfully, there are tons of incredibly in-depth soccer simulators such as Football Manager Handheld 2011 [$9.99] that are worth a look if you want something substantially less simple.

Of course, there’s more: Soccer Superstars boasts a variety of different campaign type modes ranging from a full season to exhibition to Cup matches and the like. The season mode in particular is pretty hip: you play as a coach charged with construction the best team possible, and you’ll get a range of tools to do so. Similar to an RPG, you’ll train your players, exploit their strengths, and even go out to get other game-breaking special characters who can ... oh, I don’t know, kick lightning balls into nets turned arcade voids.

The presentation of players is done in this really cute throwback SNES-style, full of color and rich with life. It lacks fine detail as a result, though.

One thing I really would like to see would be an improved out of game UI -- the in-game menus are labyrinthine. Though this may be a design trap constructed around getting you to believe that you need to sink real cash into the Gamevil's weird credits system, but just like the other Superstars games, this isn't required to enjoy Soccer Superstars at all.

Overall, I really like what I’ve seen so far. If you enjoy soccer, or at least, want to get your game on in a cute, lighter kind of action-arcade soccer marriage, check this out. It might lack the fist-to-face antics of Blades of Steel, but it’s satisfying in its quirky, not-so-serious kind of way.

  • Purplemonkeyspank

    Looks a very promising sensible soccer-esque type arcade game. Looks quite good.

  • Anonymous

    Could you elaborate a little on the cash credits system? It's hard enough paying $5 for a game that isn't Universal. Your review makes it sound like I'll be spending all my menu time dodging IAP ads, too.

    • Eli Hodapp

      Gamevil sports games like this have a credit system where you can essentially skip actually playing the game if you felt like it. You can earn the credits in game, or just buy them. There's very little if any reason to actually buy any of the IAP unless you're just horribly impatient.

      • Anonymous

        Okay, I understand that the credits are completely unnecessary and certainly wouldn't buy any. My concern from the quote:

        "...the in-game menus are labyrinthine. Though this may be a design trap constructed around getting you to believe that you need to sink real cash into the Gamevil's weird credits system..."

        Is that I don't want them constantly asking me for more money in a game I paid (a significant amount in App Store terms) for. For example, when you go to play a game, is there also a little button that says "want to move to the final round? Press here to get credits!" or when you go to upgrade your stats, "want extra stat points? Press here to get credits!"

        I haven't bought one of these Gamevil sports games before, but this one's tempted me. I just want to avoid regretting the purchase, and continuous propositioning would certainly make for a regretful purchase.

  • GodSon

    Great review none the less but to say "You can only pick from a few teams" tells me you really haven't went through the teams at all being there are a LOT of teams, clubs, and international teams. A very large amount of choices in fact. The controls are very precise as well but thats more of an opinion which I can respect. I got used to them after the first few minutes of gameplay. SS11 is definitely a step up from it's previous version all-around. Glad to have it for the large amount of content packed into such a small-sized file.

  • Sheriff

    I just wish they'd release a Football version of this... American Football that is.

    I've recently really gotten into american football, thanks to an anime called Eyeshield 21. And superstars + football, will be very close to what i'd invision it as, if not very similar to Blood Bowl.

    And boy did I play Blades of Steel alot when I was a wee babe 😛

  • Domino5343

    I tested this and this is a must buy! if your a fan of BS series or like sports games but dont want the hassle of playing the whole thing, this a great pick up.

Soccer Superstars® 2011 Pro Reviewed by Brad Nicholson on . Rating: 4