186099_largerAlpaca Evolution [Free] is a weird game. Actually, it's not really even a game. It's definitely not one by traditional standards, at least. In it, you play as an alpaca with a problem. You're a genetic freak, capable of eating other alpacas and evolving into something ... better? Newer? More fantastic? Either way, you're tasked with killing and eating other alpacas. After you've devoured enough, you transform into a bigger, nastier alpaca than before. And, well, that's about it.

The thing that makes this work is hard to define. The game's art is odd. Alpacas look like broken, weird versions of the animal. Also, the game's writing is witty. I can't tell if it's intentional or not, though. Like I said, this is hard to define, so why don't you watch this video to see the game in action instead:

You can experience Alpaca Evolution now if you want, but warning, you'll keep checking the app hourly on your quest to devour and evolve.

  • handycapman


    • TeddyNYC

      SCOTY (Sarcastic Comment Of The Year)

    • RickShaw

      Lol was going to post the same thing.

  • James

    man that is some really funny clever humor. Great writing. Not what i expected at all.

  • Tim Cant

    Now THAT is a compulsion loop

  • Jazzpha

    That was a hilariously good TA Plays. Nice job, guys!

  • Eseres

    How drunk do you have to be to actually play this game? And the worst thing about it is thats its not even a game in my eyes. Even if this game is free, its a pure humiliation if you're cought playing it. You'll be the laughing stock where. Ever you go... I think its just plain stupid...

    • caaalrb

      Such a Debbie Downer

    • TeddyNYC

      Maybe this developer knows his market.

  • nicodemus82

    I remember seeing this months ago in the Japanese App Store. I think there's a few other related apps too

  • weid

    Already played it long before you wrote this review. Way to late to discover.

    • Pray For Death

      Do you wear thick frame glasses? Just trying to imagine you in all your hipster glory

    • Jesse7277

      Herp da derp derpa derp. A derpity

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      derp. A herp derp herpity derpity derp.

  • Jesse7277

    It's games like this that make me grateful for the mobile scene. So many games that otherwise would never reach such a broad audience. Great video.

  • grits

    Hahahaha wow

  • lanights

    Let's face it.folks, this is BAD! LoL! So so bad, in SO many ways.

  • CobrAnon
  • brittspace

    I have tears in my eyes from watching that!

  • https://www.facebook.com/DigitalDistillery Scot Damn

    Wow. That was amazing.