After our own Eli Hodapp highlighted three silly games you don't need but should probably have anyway this past weekend, I couldn't help but think this next game could very easily be on that list as well. Magnetic Shaving Derby is delightful in it's peculiarity, and as long as you don't expect too much from it, contains some enjoyable gameplay as well. If you've ever had the urge to shave your face by pulling a razor blade across it with a magnet, all while collecting various fruits, vegetables, and even bubble gum, then you are in luck today.

Using either touch or tilt, move a magnet around the screen that controls a razor blade as you shave a large, colorful, MS Paint quality face. Imagine the Wooly Willy from your childhood, only in reverse. Dragging the razor across the helpless chap's eyes, nose, or lips results in screams of pain and copious amounts of blood lost, not to mention it brings down your score. It sounds odd, and it definitely is, but for some reason I just keep on playing. There's a Time Trial mode that tasks you with shaving the face in as short a time as possible, with each painful nick adding time to your score.

The Time Trial mode is good, but the real fun is to be had in the Score Attack mode. Here, you're given 3 minutes to shave away at the face as much as you can, with the stubble growing back almost instantly. A blood loss meter at the bottom slowly dwindles away the more you cut the guy, and if it empties before the timer is up it's game over. Tons of powerups and hazards litter this mode, and take it to the next level of craziness. Dragging the razor across a falling cucumber puts two slices of it over your eyes as protection, and collecting a ninja star sends your blade spinning like a whirlwind making it much easier to shave. There's so many more things like this in the game, and it seems like I keep coming across new ones as I play.

Magnetic Shaving Derby has that intangible quality of “what the heck am I doing and why do I want to keep doing it?” going for it. The graphics are crude in an endearing way, and just silly enough to bring a smile to your face. The gameplay is interesting, but the controls aren't the best. Tilt isn't precise enough to do what you need to do, and while touch works well it can get tough when dragging near the edges of the screen. Also there's OpenFeint integration for achievement and high score tracking, adding replayability to what is a pretty basic game. Even without any of this, Magnetic Shaving Derby delivers a lot of entertaining moments based on just the craziness alone.

TouchArcade Rating

StarStarStarStarNone
  • Metalbear

    Another genius app.

  • http://www.bruceonshaving.com/ Bruce Everiss

    I run a video games blog and a shaving blog! In the end I linked back to this review on the shaving blog.

    http://www.bruceonshaving.com/2010/07/14/magnetic-shaving-derby-video-game/

  • http://www.hotcat.org Chris K.

    Awesome retro-ness.

    Must buy, before Namco sues it out of existence for a Pac-Man-like ghost...

  • vulture3

    Just like my morning routine. Awesome.

  • sammysin

    Hahaha! I laughed a lot reading this Jared. Quality piece of work yet again. It's on my wishlist and I think you just pushed me into it! (Not my razor, but the BUY button). Cheers.

  • slothy

    This was originally a Nintendo DS homebrew game. I used to play it all the time back on my DS, good times. Had no idea it is available for iphone.

  • mgabrys

    Thing looks like a entry in "games that shouldn't be made" from a 1983 issue of Joystick magazine. Reminds me of something the arcade people were doing around the same time too (anything and everything - unlike today's coin-op games - drive ... shoot ... drive .... shoot).

    Brilliantly weird.

  • Ostinato

    My gawd. Oh my gawd. Just... Argh.

  • DeadCell

    I love the '6 year old on Microsoft Paint' look.

  • http://bowtrolcleanse1.livejournal.com/ cehollingsworth

    Great site, i was wondering if someone could tell me what theme was being used here?

Magnetic Shaving Derby Reviewed by Jared Nelson on . Rating: 3.5