Some of you are unfamiliar with Vlambeer's Super Crate Box. Let's fix that real quick -- and for the pleasant price of $0. Hit up this web site, download the client, give it a few minutes, and then come back to us. We'll wait. We're patient.

We on level, yet? If you were playing along with us, you've discovered that SCB is a quirky 2D side-scroller that has all the action of a Mario plus the fury of a frenetic shooter. Enemies spew from the top of an instance-based level, and it's your job to evade or kill them while also collecting devilish crates that dispense weapons. The play is blazingly fast and chaotic, and the rewards -- all the new guns, new levels, and new characters -- come at a satisfyingly awesome drip. It's hard to put down, to say the least.

We've asked for so much of your time up-front because what you saw is what you're going to get in the upcoming iOS version -- Vlambeer and co-developer Halfbot nailed it; this seems like nothing short of a great port, based on our hands-on with a final build.

Functionally, some things have changed. Touch controls -- two buttons and two movement arrows -- have replaced the keyboard inputs. I also think the action has seen the slightest dip in speed, perhaps to make up for users' natural lag-time with the virtual controls.

Don't take this the wrong way; the action is still oh-my-god fast in comparison and somehow, someway, the development duo managed to make it all feel good on iPad and iPhone. Your delightful little avatar, which is always random, responds sweetly to your nudges and frantic pulls. The shooting part of the equation, also feels pretty satisfying with the button.

It might take users a few minutes to get accustomed, but the buttons translate. The game's formula also seems to, too. Got a few seconds? Great, because 90-percent of the time you won't last that long anyway if you come across a disc launcher. Have some minutes? Play a ton of sessions, and unlock some new stuff to play around with the next time you're able to pick up your device and give it a go.

Probably the biggest challenge SCB on iOS faces as it sees a release is the usual one: grabbing the attention of the casual base. The look is easy on the eyes, but its remorseless play is definitely geared towards the core crowd. It doesn't seem to have an answer for players who want a little less chaos... or disc launcher.

This isn't a problem with us, though, so whatever. We dig the arcade vibe. Super Crate Box will see a release on January 5th as a Universal app. We'll have a full review around then, so stay tuned.

  • Anonymous

    This is just Muffin Knight with less variation in characters and worse graphics, sound and presentation.

    • Fredrik Jackson

      This is mostly what Muffin Knight is based on. This game was out (though not on iOS) before Muffin Knight.

    • Anonymous

      Muffin Knight is a Super Crate Box clone, actually. SCB was released well ahead of it. Your opinion is of course still valid, but I'm just pointing out the facts.

    • Aaron G

      Well, Muffin Knight is really a shameless SCB-clone but with updated graphics.

    • Rocketcat Games

      Haha... hahaha


    • shawnmak

      Not to reiterate everything everyone else has already said or anything, but SCB DID come first.
      Just saying.

    • Anonymous

      I see... I was not aware of that.

      Well, I've really been enjoying muffin knight 

    • Surakshith Battina

      Muffin Knight all the way 😀 !

  • Aaron Sullivan

    I hate to say this, but this is making me want to fire up Muffin Knight for the first time. I have an iCade so I bought Muffin Knight knowing it was a copy of this game from a review and that it was pretty good. Now that I see this game, I'm excited for Muffin Knight. Is this game going to support iCade? I like getting to the originators of gaming trends.

    • Aaron G

      In the forum thread regarding iCade support, it has listed Super Crate Box as "Confirmed". I don't see a mention here, but I'm sure hoping it is, too.

      • TheAppShack

        Yeah it has iCade support. 

      • Aaron Sullivan

        Sweet 🙂 Thanks for the info.

    • shawnmak

      I actually e-mailed Halfbot a while ago; they said that this would have iCade support from launch and that The Blocks Cometh will be updated with support as well.

  • Anonymous

    I liked muffin knight. I think I'll like this better, I'm a sucker for well done pixel art.

  • Yitzchak Schaffer

    That dude reminds me of Krang from TMNT

  • Leaufai

    Shame they didn't add any new levels or weapons. With such a talented team I would've imagined they could've added a couple new layouts in a jiffy. Let's hope SCB #2 does something new.

  • Tomáš Damborský

    I Played it on PC (it is freeware) and Muffin Knight is much better