A game with a stupid name and hooks that can sink into your skin, skull, soul, free time, and marriage is free on the App Store this afternoon, presumably for a limited time. I'm talking about Mr. AahH!! [Free, Lite], an iOS joint that tests your momentum gauging mettle in a delightfully effortless way: via swinging and one-touch controls.

Talk about simple. In the game, you'll play as a little dude stranded on a black platform with rainbow edging. The goal is to swing to the next black platform with rainbow edging. The rope and the swinging is automated, but it'll be up to you to decide when to release him, preferably in the red part of the rainbow surface, as that'll earn you mucho bonus points.

Oh, sure, it's basic, but I bet five Silver Dragons from Master Overseer Eli's thick coin purse that you won't be able to put it down as fast as you think you can. Oh, and when we talk about guided experiences? Brothers, this is one of those.

Anyway, give it a run and see if you can destroy the current leaderboards. I'll give you another five of Eli's Silver Dragons if you can beat his score of TEN BILLION points. Go ahead. It's worth the effort.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Ruddock/654075778 Ben Ruddock

    I've had the lite version of this game for a while after my Dentist recommended it (lol), i'll def grab this while it's free, it's pretty addictive.

  • http://twitter.com/holtaway Spencer E Holtaway

    This looks great! Thanks for the tip!

  • Oooooomonkey

    this game is worth a download its deffinatly a one more go game

  • Oooooomonkey

    this game is worth a download its deffinatly a one more go game

  • John

    Fair warning to potential buyers, this game is entirely on rails. You only control whe you jump!

    Oh, and also its fricken fun.

  • Gamer1104

    Everyone seems to be overlooking the fact that you don't only control when he jumps. You can also tilt your idevice either right or left to have more control over where he lands.