Alright! The Apple Press event is underway! Our own Blake Patterson is there waiting to get his greasy hands all over that high resolution screen, but in the meantime, we’re aggregating gaming-relevant information from the various live blogs for a iPad mega-post.
Here’s the ones we’re following:
– Engadget
– Ars Technica
– The Verge
– gdgt
– Macworld
– AllThingsD
– CNET
– SlashGear
– The Loop
In the meantime, feel free to go nuts in the comments.
Nuts
Technical difficulties everywhere. Haha! Every geek in the world mashing the refresh button...
Come on \(//∇//)/ ..... ! Give the goods ! What do you know about the specks ? I'm drooling from the anticipation ! Hear anything about "OnLive- cloud based gaming service" being available for iPad 3? If not puh-puh-puh-please do ask for me? I WANT TO PLAY CONSLOE GAMES ON MY IPAD ^_^!!!!!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! IPAD 3!!!
retina display is all i needed to finally buy one
The iPad 3 has it!
What iPad 3? There's only "the new iPad".
Bluetooth controller from Apple! C'Mon Apple, make it!
Apparently there will be a new Infinity Blade, called Infinity Blade:Dungeons!
So far, so meh. Shame.
I'm holding out for iPad 12-duo
•True retina displays fitted into a slots in skull just behind both eyes (has to be fitted at Apple Store - average queuing time 5 hours)
•Home-brew community angry they are not allowed to do it themselves
•Apple predicted to employ more surgeons than any major health authority
•Draws charge from brain/neural system (apple warn not to use when taking part in distance running events as may reduce performance by up to 6.7%
•Advise against allowing slots to heal up as recommend ret-pads removed and cleaned with supplied cloth at least once every 4 months
•Apple iSlot-blockers made of high grade titanium available from Apple store in variety of colours from $21.99 - guaranteed to stop closure of skull slots for 12 years!
•Haptic feedback... but only if you can get to the back of your eyes..
Actions speak louder than words
Apple's senior staff set us all drooling with incredible images of sun-lit flowers, backyard birthday parties and bright days at the beach. All this courtesy of the new (and noticeably flashless/artificial light-less) camera and imovie apps. Is this Apple's subtle way of telling us: "You all need to get outside more often?"