What, another one? Well okay, Shadowy Consortium, you’re the vaguely-defined and sinister bosses. Hello, friends! Since my prize-winning investigative journalism piece on the differences between Slither.io (Free) and peanut butter went over so well, I’ve been asked to write another. The problem is that I’m pretty sure I emptied all of my rounds into that hard-hitting piece, leaving me in an awkward position. So, like all people who have no idea how to entertain an audience, I’m going to resort to showing you random videos and some pictures I have laying around. I suppose the catch here is that only the videos are Slither.io related, so I hope you like weird or interesting food packaging from Japan!
Lest I be accused of withholding the goods, let’s do the videos first. As near as I can tell, this first one is one of the more popular ones around. It shows off a lot of huge snakes and some tricky moves on the player’s part. Well, that’s kind of neat.
Next, we’ve got friend of TouchArcade Lonnie playing Slither.io. If you’re wondering what’s up with the game, this one does a good job of showing how the game works.
Okay, that’s definitely a couple of Slither.io videos. Now, to fill out the rest of this article, here are five pictures of foods found in Japan.
Have you ever had a simultaneous craving for pizza and Eggs Benedict, perhaps while playing Slither.io? Japan has you covered with this delightful blend of two great tastes that don’t really taste all that great together.
Need a quick pick-me-up after a grueling round of snake battling? Sounds like you might be interested in these Pepsi-flavored corn snacks. They’re like cola-flavored Cheetos rolled in crushed Pop Rocks. How could you go wrong?
Okay, I hear you. You’re thirsty now. Well, why not enjoy a refreshing carton of banana-flavored milk, endorsed by none other than Disney’s Winnie The Pooh! It looks like ol’ Pooh has been sitting playing Slither.io too long without taking a recommended break. Oh, bother!
But don’t worry, friends, I haven’t forgotten all you cool cats out there. Here’s a delicious bag of Cat Smack, the cat chow that cats just can’t stop eating!
Finally, let’s finish things off with a tasty cup of coffee, RPG Reload-style. No harm came to any real slimes during the making of this refreshing beverage, but I did kill about 30 of them while I was waiting for it to arrive. Look, it’s just business.
Will this article finally be enough to appease the Shadowy Consortium that presides over the penthouse floor of TouchArcade Towers, or am I about to be demoted to level B24? I guess we’ll know in a few days, friends. Slither.io.
