It was nearly a year ago now that Surgeon Simulator ($4.99) developer Bossa Studios unveiled their latest wacky creation, an open-world bread simulator called I Am Bread ($4.99). Yes, it’s just as silly as it sounds. You (awkwardly) control a little slice of bread as it explores a highly detailed house in search of its ultimate goal: being toasted in a toaster. Or by a hair dryer. Or an iron. Or a lamp. Pretty much any way you can get your bread toasted is just fine, and that’s all part of the fun! After making my dreams come true back in January and confirming it was coming to mobile, the long wait is finally over as I Am Bread has hit the App Store.

So where do we go from here? The world’s preeminent bread simulator is finally out on mobile, this sort of feels like the pinnacle of all humanity’s accomplishments. It can only go down from here. That’s okay though, at least we can all sit around and play I Am Bread as humanity plunges into mediocrity. If you want to see how others are taking to I Am Bread, be sure to check out the forums for impressions of the game from our community.