The App Store is full of weird stuff, I don’t think that’s a secret to anybody. But just in case you need full-blown proof, check out 進撃の共喰い ～成長する巨人を共食いさせて育成しよう～ (Free) which roughly Google translates to The Attempt to Foster Allowed to Cannibalism to the Giant-eating Co-growth of Advance. It’s a game about naked dudes, eating other naked dudes, and then transforming into new types of naked dudes. Essentially it’s the same concept of Alpaca Evolution (Free), a game that we similarly fell in love with due to its strangeness during a TA Plays video last year.
In Naked Dude Game (I’m just going to call it that from here on out), there really isn’t any skill involved, it’s more like a test of patience. As the larger of the naked dudes on the field, you’ll tap one of the smaller naked dudes to gobble him up, and once you’ve gobbled up enough to fulfill the requirement displayed in the corner, you’ll morph into the next version of larger naked dude. This continues on until… I don’t know, until you get bored I guess? I’m not sure if you can even lose at this game. If there is any skill involved, it’s in trying to gobble up a naked dude who has meandered behind the banner ad located at the bottom of the screen. Sometimes you just gotta wait until he comes back out, which again, is a true test of your patience.
Is Naked Dude Game any good? Absolutely not. Is it a complete oddity that might make for an interesting conversation piece amongst your friends? That’s very likely. And it’s free, so if you’re feeling saucy and want something weird to get your weekend started, you might as well give it a download to check it out for yourself. There’s also a surprisingly active discussion for the game taking place in our forums, so don’t be shy about letting the world know what you think of Naked Dude Game.