Stair Dismount Lite Universal

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The first step in life-long learning!

If you are the cautious type, protective of your property and the warden of your well-being, we understand. An investment into something new and potentially dangerous can be a devastating mistake with tremendous repercussions.

But fear not! We have made Dismounting a FREE dive into the unknown. The exhilarating experience of exponential acceleration is just a click away!

Try now and be the envy of your social circles by simulating somersaults and posting photographic proof!

For plausible deniability, the Lite version provides a COMPLIMENTARY MONOCLE AND MOUSTACHE with every exertion of extroversion!

And should you feel fortified by this foray into foreign frolics, more and MORE can be had by purchasing the legendary, classic, renowned and revered - Stair Dismount FULL version.