Subscribe to the TouchArcade YouTube channel HECTOR: Badge of Carnage Ep1 *** Silver Medal Winner for BEST GAME SERIES in 2011 Best App Ever Awards! ***Listen up, meatsacks... EPISODE … TouchArcade Rating: $3.99 Buy Now Watch Media Details*** Silver Medal Winner for BEST GAME SERIES in 2011 Best App Ever Awards! ***Listen up, meatsacks... EPISODE 2 & 3 are now available from TELLTALE GAMES to all you slobbering filthy-minded drunks who've been banging down our door. Go buy a copy. It'll make us happy, if not yourself.Anyway, no doubt you’ve been waiting years for a half-decent game to show up in the Adventure category of the App Store. Well, this is it. Half-decent, as promised.#1 ROLE PLAYING GAME in the USA, UK and around 20 OTHER COUNTRIES. Made a couple of top 100 lists, won a few awards, captivated the attention of zillions, etc. etc. No idea why, really, but we're rather chuffed about it to say the least.EPISODE 1: WE NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTSWhen a hostage crisis erupts in the centre of Clappers Wreake, only one man has the diplomatic finesse to defuse a simmering situation before it boils over into a stew of butchery and bloodshed: Detective Inspector Hector. He’s all they’ve got. Literally. All the other negotiators are dead. Hector has a choice to make: carry out the terrorist’s curiously altruistic demands, or watch as his fellow officers are picked off one by one. Hector’s still on the fence.Stagger a drunken mile through the Crime Capital of Britain in the size 9s of Detective Inspector Hector: part criminalist, part kebab-fiend, all cop.Do all the things you’ve dreamed about: hit a tramp with a crowbar, steal a young man’s trousers, kick a drug addict into a cardboard box, enter a pornshop without embarrassment, carry a designer handbag... all in the name of justice, and all in spectacular ground-breaking 2D.Did we mention? It’s not for kids.This isn’t one of those bog-standard Oh-god-where-am-I-how-did-I-get-here-there’s-a-screwdriver-in-a-desk-drawer type escape games that the interweb seems to be infested with nowadays. HECTOR:BADGE OF CARNAGE takes you back to the glory days of the point 'n click graphic adventure: nonsensical inventory items, favour-hungry reprobates, and a relentless stream of witty one-liners. WHAT YOU GET: - 18 sordid, filthy, rundown locations - 23 well-developed & witty characters (+ 1 stinking drunk) - 40 Inventory items (includes Free Lubricant!) - 397 interactive objects - 2421 spoken lines of dialogue - Cinematic cutscenes - Original score - A good few hours worth of low action puzzle-solving gameplayWHAT WE GET: - Your cash.Look, we honestly don’t care if you like it. We just want you to buy it. ----------------Here's what people are saying about HECTOR: BADGE OF CARNAGE..."Lewd. Crude. Gross. And a great throwback to classic adventures." - IGN, Editors' Choice Award 2010"Brilliant... Yes it really is that good..." - Eurogamer, 9/10“...Wish I could give it two five star ratings...This is one of the best produced, most polished games I've played on this platform. Great graphics, animation, and voice acting; the controls are perfect, and the puzzles so far (I have yet to leave the environs of the police station) have been fairly easy but funny as hell. Reminds me a bit of a 2D Sam and Max adventure but much, much nastier...”“...Omg. What a game, what a game. Love the humor love the animation love the everything about this. My only fear is it might be over quickly cuz I'm having so much fun...”“...I can't believe how damn perfect this game is...”"...I've never been so shocked at a game before. Never have I felt so immersed in a 2d game. Never have I laughed so much in one room of a game. Never have I seen more creative puzzle and dialogue. GET IT GET IT GET IT...""...This game is funnier than a vegetable that has grown into a rude and amusing shape!"------------Episode 2 & 3 out now! Find out more at www.telltalegames.com/hector------------Follow Hector on Twitter: @diHector Information Seller: Genre:Adventure, Role Playing Release:Jun 02, 2010 Updated:Nov 30, -0001 Version: Size:0.0 TouchArcade Rating: User Rating: (10) Your Rating:unrated Compatibility:HD Universal Windburn Well-Known Member Aug 31, 2009 364 0 16 Melbourne, Australia #2 Windburn, Jun 2, 2010 And in Australia too. Here's a quick toftt for you guys: it's pretty damn great! Just keep it away from the kiddies! Not sure how much content, but there's definitely at least 2 hours in there. starmonkey101 Well-Known Member Oct 3, 2009 2,598 3 0 FLA, USA #3 starmonkey101, Jun 2, 2010 how much? songbird Well-Known Member Dec 4, 2009 4,449 0 0 #4 songbird, Jun 2, 2010 $3.99 New England Gamer Moderator Staff Member Patreon Silver Patreon Gold Patreon Bronze Jul 30, 2009 6,143 1 0 #5 New England Gamer, Jun 2, 2010 US dollars? songbird Well-Known Member Dec 4, 2009 4,449 0 0 #6 songbird, Jun 2, 2010 From the upcoming/locked thread. IpodLady Well-Known Member Jun 12, 2009 1,185 0 0 Washington State #7 IpodLady, Jun 2, 2010 The more i play this, the more i'm loving it. Has a decent size footprint, so if you're low on MEM, ya might have to make some room for it. elimcfly Well-Known Member Jun 16, 2009 645 0 0 #8 elimcfly, Jun 2, 2010 Cant wait! goiMot Well-Known Member Oct 21, 2009 5,079 0 0 Physician #9 goiMot, Jun 2, 2010 Been waiting for this one...looks great! da shiz wiz 19 Well-Known Member Sep 24, 2009 7,318 9 0 #10 da shiz wiz 19, Jun 2, 2010 When does it come out in the US? songbird Well-Known Member Dec 4, 2009 4,449 0 0 #11 songbird, Jun 2, 2010 6 minutes or so. squarezero Moderator Staff Member Patreon Silver Dec 10, 2008 13,551 1,080 113 Male Chief Strategy Officer Salem, Massachusetts, USA #12 squarezero, Jun 2, 2010 Last edited: Jun 2, 2010 It's out! da shiz wiz 19 Well-Known Member Sep 24, 2009 7,318 9 0 #13 da shiz wiz 19, Jun 2, 2010 ... 6 minutes from 10:56 (hour may vary) is 11:02. Does it come out June 2nd? EDIT: NVM it is infact out ataloss Well-Known Member Mar 19, 2009 1,569 0 0 英國劍橋 #14 ataloss, Jun 2, 2010 Woot! See it here too One Q though, just like another game that was released recently, this also has "episode 1" in the title. Does this mean "episode 2" will be released as; a) DLC, b) free update, or c) a seperate app? I know it's probably too early to ask, but if someone knows??? RonBurgundy Well-Known Member May 2, 2010 420 0 0 Anchorman Channel 4 Newsroom #15 RonBurgundy, Jun 2, 2010 M-m-m-monster bought! RonBurgundy Well-Known Member May 2, 2010 420 0 0 Anchorman Channel 4 Newsroom #16 RonBurgundy, Jun 2, 2010 Man even the intro is full of win... "Get me... DESK!... Now get me HECTOR!" *slams fist* songbird Well-Known Member Dec 4, 2009 4,449 0 0 #17 songbird, Jun 2, 2010 Ok, so after enough people have played it can you all take a guess as to whether or not it will be pulled? (....just bought so many other games...) CygnetSeven Well-Known Member Feb 6, 2010 7,585 30 48 #18 CygnetSeven, Jun 2, 2010 Holy hundred and ninety-four megabite Batman! I made the mistake of buying this on my phone. With my shoddy wifi I'm gonna be waiting all night! squarezero Moderator Staff Member Patreon Silver Dec 10, 2008 13,551 1,080 113 Male Chief Strategy Officer Salem, Massachusetts, USA #19 squarezero, Jun 2, 2010 This is one of the best produced, most polished games I've played on this platform. Great graphics, animation, and voice acting; the controls are perfect, and the puzzles so far (I have yet to leave the environs of the police station) have been fairly easy but funny as hell. Reminds me a bit of a 2D Sam and Max adventure but much, much nastier. Will Apple pull this? I don't think so. But people should buy it immediately anyway. It's worth it for the one liners alone. mikeg123 Well-Known Member Sep 23, 2009 2,242 0 36 #20 mikeg123, Jun 2, 2010 Sold! After watching the video, and reading this, I plan on purchasing the game later this evening when I get the chance. (You must log in or sign up to post here.) 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And in Australia too. Here's a quick toftt for you guys: it's pretty damn great! Just keep it away from the kiddies! Not sure how much content, but there's definitely at least 2 hours in there.
The more i play this, the more i'm loving it. Has a decent size footprint, so if you're low on MEM, ya might have to make some room for it.
... 6 minutes from 10:56 (hour may vary) is 11:02. Does it come out June 2nd? EDIT: NVM it is infact out
Woot! See it here too One Q though, just like another game that was released recently, this also has "episode 1" in the title. Does this mean "episode 2" will be released as; a) DLC, b) free update, or c) a seperate app? I know it's probably too early to ask, but if someone knows???
Ok, so after enough people have played it can you all take a guess as to whether or not it will be pulled? (....just bought so many other games...)
Holy hundred and ninety-four megabite Batman! I made the mistake of buying this on my phone. With my shoddy wifi I'm gonna be waiting all night!
This is one of the best produced, most polished games I've played on this platform. Great graphics, animation, and voice acting; the controls are perfect, and the puzzles so far (I have yet to leave the environs of the police station) have been fairly easy but funny as hell. Reminds me a bit of a 2D Sam and Max adventure but much, much nastier. Will Apple pull this? I don't think so. But people should buy it immediately anyway. It's worth it for the one liners alone.
Sold! After watching the video, and reading this, I plan on purchasing the game later this evening when I get the chance.