Subscribe to the TouchArcade YouTube channel TA Preview : http://toucharcade.com/2010/07/13/john-kooistra-and-cat-in-a-box-games-reveal-upcoming-action-rpg-fastar/ TA Review : http://toucharcade.com/2010/07/29/fastar-review-who-knew-fighting-angry-squares-would-be-so-much-fun/ Fastar! Cat in a Box Software Action and Role-Playing in their purest, gleefulest form! Fastar! is the timeless tale of a boy with a big sword and a … TouchArcade Rating: $1.99 Buy Now Watch Media DetailsAction and Role-Playing in their purest, gleefulest form! Fastar! is the timeless tale of a boy with a big sword and a bowtie journeying across vast lands while being ambushed by malicious geometry. Wait, what, seriously? I'm not typing that, it doesn't make any sense. Oh, look what you made me do. I'll just start over. Fastar! is an Action RPG for when you just don't have time for an Action RPG. Dead simple to pick up and play, you'll be slashing and shopping your way across the grassy plains of [irrelevant flavorful name of fantasy world here] in seconds. You'll cross the world in mere minutes. But mastery of your true objective -- reaching that goal as fast as humanly possible -- could take a lifetime*. Fun for everyone from the casual player who loves to mash buttons, to the hardcore gamer-optimizer who loves to mash numbers, Fastar! will provide you with hours of minutes of seconds of simple arcadey joy. Featured features: - Reasonably adorable hand-drawn graphics! - 24 different game modes for a variety of play experiences, some of which don't actually count! - Global arcade-style high scores lists, where you can become internationally renowned if your full name is three letters or less! - Flashy magic spells for any kind of player, from Daring to Thrifty to Congealed! - A variety of control schemes to suit your particular playing posture! (Astronaut gymnasts excepted) - Sometimes in the background you can see a guy on a unicycle! Look for him, he's nice. * Lifetime reference mammal unspecified "A ridiculous amount of fun!" --TouchArcade Review "It's all about speed and it's ridiculously enjoyable." --Gizmodo "It’s all about distilling the unique fun of RPGs... into mere seconds of play." --PocketGamer "Expected to operate uncomfortable" --WeiPhone.com User Comment (translation c/o Google) "This is a game everyone can, and should enjoy!" --AppAdvice "[A] great cartoon RPG for the iPhone!" --1stimpressions.mobi "What this game has, above all, is that very particular, intangible magic which makes the very few select games rise above the rest." --Gabrien, TouchArcade forums "Fastar is a game that tried to do something different, and managed to get it absolutely right." --TouchAHolics "Pick it up for some great action!" --148Apps Information Seller:Cat in a Box Software Genre:Action, Role Playing Release:Jul 30, 2010 Updated:Jul 23, 2024 Version:1.3.3 Size:12.1 MB TouchArcade Rating: User Rating: (11) Your Rating:unrated Compatibility:HD Universal TA Review : http://toucharcade.com/2010/07/29/fastar-review-who-knew-fighting-angry-squares-would-be-so-much-fun/ LonERecoN Well-Known Member Oct 22, 2008 186 0 0 England, UK http://www.twitter.com/MattGibbard #2 LonERecoN, Jul 29, 2010 Will be an insta-buy for me! Prab Moderator Staff Member Patreon Silver Patreon Gold Patreon Bronze Dec 17, 2008 3,549 7 0 CS student SG #3 Prab, Jul 29, 2010 Sweet. Finally it's out LonERecoN Well-Known Member Oct 22, 2008 186 0 0 England, UK http://www.twitter.com/MattGibbard #4 LonERecoN, Jul 29, 2010 It's out if you live in NZ, otherwise you have a litte wait. MasterChief3624 Well-Known Member Oct 11, 2009 2,530 0 0 #5 MasterChief3624, Jul 29, 2010 Hm... This actually looks kind of fun I haven't heard of it before now, but it looks neat mattll Well-Known Member Apr 9, 2009 1,976 1 38 bavaria #6 mattll, Jul 29, 2010 will pick this up when it´s out in europe Chief Indy Well-Known Member Jan 31, 2010 74 0 0 #7 Chief Indy, Jul 29, 2010 Yes been waiting for this. And I live in NZ sammysin Well-Known Member Feb 23, 2010 8,375 2 0 Government Official. Swansea, UK #8 sammysin, Jul 29, 2010 Really nice stuff. I've got a few games to pick up today. Looking forward to this one. Squeaker Well-Known Member May 31, 2009 3,366 7 38 Bookland #9 Squeaker, Jul 29, 2010 Hectic weekend, it's been a while since I'm cornered by so many games to pick up in a single day. RttaM Well-Known Member Jan 12, 2010 3,559 8 0 #10 RttaM, Jul 29, 2010 Game is amazing. :'D LordGek Well-Known Member Staff Member Patreon Silver Patreon Gold Patreon Bronze Feb 19, 2009 12,282 141 63 Software QA Engineer Saratoga, CA, USA #11 LordGek, Jul 29, 2010 I might have to get it for its sheer absurdity! cranker Well-Known Member Jul 28, 2009 3,166 0 0 Montreal #12 cranker, Jul 29, 2010 has anyone played this on the ipad ? BazookaTime Well-Known Member Sep 30, 2009 5,340 1 36 Kansas http://www.paulmcraelind.com #13 BazookaTime, Jul 29, 2010 I am buying this as soon as it comes out, 10pm my time. Will let you know if no one else has answered by then. nesio718 Well-Known Member Jun 16, 2010 914 0 0 getting paid.... Sunny South FL!! #14 nesio718, Jul 29, 2010 Great game. Damn those black squares!!!!! cranker Well-Known Member Jul 28, 2009 3,166 0 0 Montreal #15 cranker, Jul 29, 2010 Thx ! I don't really like platformer type games on the ipad because of the controls, but this one seems to have minimal controls so it might work well. Crazy_Possum Well-Known Member Jan 3, 2010 414 2 0 Certified Maniac "The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms. #16 Crazy_Possum, Jul 29, 2010 Blazing blueberry bananaphone! Congealed spells? Awesome! RttaM Well-Known Member Jan 12, 2010 3,559 8 0 #17 RttaM, Jul 29, 2010 This game is addicting!!! Maythius Well-Known Member Nov 3, 2008 1,165 3 0 #18 Maythius, Jul 29, 2010 For people who have the game... what are the different gameplay modes? I'm just curious, because I want to see how much variety is being offered. diffusion8r Well-Known Member Dec 21, 2008 1,648 2 0 Termina #19 diffusion8r, Jul 29, 2010 It'll be small differences that aren't new game modes in the sense of, say, tilt to live where you have gauntlet and frostbite modes but where the core game is altered. RttaM Well-Known Member Jan 12, 2010 3,559 8 0 #20 RttaM, Jul 29, 2010 There are 24 different game modes: (these are IN ORDER): - Learn to Play - Easy Game - Normal Game - Hard Game - Profit - Battlemage - No Excuses - Showdown - Goliath - Sudden Death - Marathon - Arena - Grey Gauntlet - Beige Bash - Blue Attack - Green Gamut - Yellow Hell - Orange Crush - Purple Pound - Pink Pummel - Cyan Alley - Red Conquest - Black Brawl - White Fight If you want me too I can type the descriptions for them. (You must log in or sign up to post here.) 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I am buying this as soon as it comes out, 10pm my time. Will let you know if no one else has answered by then.
Thx ! I don't really like platformer type games on the ipad because of the controls, but this one seems to have minimal controls so it might work well.
For people who have the game... what are the different gameplay modes? I'm just curious, because I want to see how much variety is being offered.
It'll be small differences that aren't new game modes in the sense of, say, tilt to live where you have gauntlet and frostbite modes but where the core game is altered.
There are 24 different game modes: (these are IN ORDER): - Learn to Play - Easy Game - Normal Game - Hard Game - Profit - Battlemage - No Excuses - Showdown - Goliath - Sudden Death - Marathon - Arena - Grey Gauntlet - Beige Bash - Blue Attack - Green Gamut - Yellow Hell - Orange Crush - Purple Pound - Pink Pummel - Cyan Alley - Red Conquest - Black Brawl - White Fight If you want me too I can type the descriptions for them.