Oh hello there. I didn’t see you come in. I’ve been mildly obsessed with a new game I think you might like. It’s called Subterfuge (Free). Never heard of it? That’s weird, they had this really awesome youtube trailer with a cameo with the Sess’ himself starring as overbearingly condescending guy. It was a really cute premise but I bet you want to know what kind of game warrants a promotion from the Rajah of Reviews, the Sultan of Stars and the King of Critics Adam Sessler. Well, a good one. A really good one. In fact, I am going to spoil this right here and now for those of you who hate reading an entire review, go get this game because it is awesome.

Subterfuge is a social game. Subterfuge is a tactical strategy game. It is all the things that you hate about people that aren’t like you, and if you let it into your life, Subterfuge might just help you be a better gamer. In this game, you face off against a number of opponents on a map with no corners and no safe sides. You have to start talking fast to secure your borders and hope to hell you won’t regret trusting that player that is right next to you. You start off with a small fleet of submarines and a few outposts to your name. Your first order of business is usually taking over neutral outposts to grow your military force and working out who gets what. After that the map starts to shrink tremendously until people begin to get edged out. Compared to most strategy games, its a very intense and claustrophobic experience.

So, seems simple enough right? Unfortunately the game’s in app tutorials are rather… in depth. They present scenarios where there is usually only one specific win condition and if you go in expecting a hand holding, you will probably get a little frustrated. Even though they are labelled “Tactical Puzzles" the byline underneath probably shouldn’t read “an engaging way to learn the rules of the game" because they function very well as a scaling guide to getting into and out of tricky situations, but not very well at all as an introduction to the game. As you can tell from the review score, this game does not really suffer much from this small issue. In fact, it really highlights how little there is to complain about that my chief complaint is how the tutorial is organized.

The tutorials make the game seem very difficult (I didn’t even finish the last two) but in 98% of situations all you need to know is the following:

• There are only two types of buildings at the start of the game, generators and factories and a third type that you can upgrade to, mines. All buildings gradually build up a shield if left un-attacked over time.
• Generators boost the maximum size of your army.
• Factories increase how fast your army grows.
• The point of the game is to gain neptunium, which only spawns if you sacrifice 50 (this number goes up after building the first) dudes in your army to convert a factory into a mine which will then gradually give you neptunium.
• Work with the other people in the in-game chat or you might end up getting ganged up on (you will get ganged up on regardless sometimes).
• Your queen (which if captured causes you to lose the game) can hire and promote officers that have special skills, some are more useful than others. Using these guys opens up some cool little tactical options that if used well can give you a leg up.
• The game has a cool fast forward mechanic that allows you to execute plans in the future so if you have a bunch of subs that need to be launched at 3:00 AM, you can do it on your lunch break the day before and it will launch for you while you sleep or whatever.

I might expand that out into a full on guide at some point, because I love playing but for now lets get back to the review.

In truth I have nothing else negative to say about this game. While I had some questions for the devs regarding battery consumption and “wolf packing"/multiboxing, Subterfuge dev and World of Goo ($4.99) creator Ron Carmel sent me back assurances that these issues are both already known and being worked out. A 30 fps mode will be available for battery thrifty gamers and we as gamers will be able to browse previous alliances players have made to determine the likelihood of an early game team up. It’s a pretty elegant solution which is not surprising given the developer pedigree and the overall spit polish that went into Subterfuge.

The app sits at about 71 megs on my iPhone 6+ which is about what I would expect from a non-graphics intensive game. There is a single $10 IAP to unlock playing ranked games, playing multiple games at a time, creating games, scheduling multiple future orders and basically keeping the lights on.

It’s late in the review to start talking about game mechanics, but I really love the ability to fast forward in time to schedule and see possible future events. Just like the game overall, it’s clever and will punish you if you try to believe everything you are told. Only things visible in your fog of war will transpire in the fast forward, so always be wary of things you cannot see and always have a back up plan.

Subterfuge is the perfect mobile game for someone looking for an in-depth strategy game you can play for 5 minutes at a time or stare at your phone for 45 minutes plotting schemes and executing flawlessly timed manuevers (you can do that in five minute increments too, to be honest). Over the course of multiple days your games will unfold and alliances will be tested, broken, or gloriously upheld in victory. If you ever wanted to play a ruthlessly social AND tactical strategy game on iOS, this is it.