Oh no. Bitcoin Billionaire (Free), the clicker that once ruined my life by compelling me to just sit there and tap away at stuff for far too long, has a big update out now. Noodlecake and FizzPow are promising that this triples the amount of content in the game, to which I say: oh no. If you invested in time travel in the original game, you can now travel back to the prehistoric era, mining bitcoins in the era of dinosaurs. Want to use a woolly mammoth as a vacuum cleaner? You do that, champ!

There are 4 new rooms, over 20 new room items, 25 new investments, new achievements, and a new rare item to get. This is along with the various other tweaks and improvements this new update has, including new supercharges. Oh, and there’s cloud saving now? That’s just what I needed, the ability to tap away on every device I own. I don’t need this in my life. But I do, because this is definitely my favorite clicker on iOS. If anyone needs me, I’ll be tapping endlessly away, mining bitcoins in a cave.