Zogma: iPod Touch competition

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  1. FrakinKraken

    FrakinKraken Active Member

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    Hi all

    To celebrate the recent release of Zogma we're running two separate competitions with iPod touches up for grabs. Details below!

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    Any questions let me know, otherwise have fun submitting!
     
  2. al3x79

    al3x79 New Member

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    Here goes..

    UK Gamer here, I'd do what any good Englishman would do:

    Hold up in a pub.
    A cricket bat a-piece, some good old side by side shotguns, plenty of shells and all the booze on tap you can handle. Perfec'.

    Failing that, here's an original idea: a shopping centre. Bet no-one's ever thought of that before!

    ...wait...
     
  3. Bassquake04

    Bassquake04 Well-Known Member

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    I'd probably hit up a car dealership for something with a lot of storage room and then try to stock up on weapons, ammo and food then i'd probably go to the prison by my house because its fenced in enough to keep people from getting in and i'd try to hold down the fort
     
  4. Coops58

    Coops58 Well-Known Member

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    I said don't look here!
    That is obvious!
    Ten Steps to Survive a Zombie Attack
    1st: I'd try to think about it, and if I can't I'd realize I'm a mindless zombie, but if I'm not I'd go to step 2
    2nd: I'd burn my house down because god knows what the zombies will do to my new ccarpet, and what would Janice think of that
    3rd: Crap Janice is a zombie
    4th: Hop in my Prius and try to push through the zombie mob that heard my scream when I realized that Janice was one of them
    5th: Realize that my Prius can't even go over a roadbump, let alone all my former freinds and family.
    6th: Get out of the car, and run like hell, straight to the Super Walmart.
    7th: Find the crossbow's department because I was a boy scout, and I know guns are dangerous, but arrows are not.
    8th: Hole up at the custormer service department, because it will take the zombies days just to get though the lines.
    9th: I start using recalled toys as traps for the zombies, to bad that the only problem with the toys is that they don't do anything.
    10th: Realize my plan was terrible, sneak into the restrooms, and send secret messages in bottles down the toilet until someone saves me, since the Zombies will never enter because of the smell.
     
  5. FrakinKraken

    FrakinKraken Active Member

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    Good suggestions guys but you need to register them via the website ;)

    http://zogma.mobi/comp
     
  6. ASB

    ASB Well-Known Member

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    #6 ASB, Feb 2, 2010
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    Quick question, does the picture have to be something we made or can we just take it from the internet? Also I don't get the entry form it doesn't say what to put.
     
  7. sid187

    sid187 Well-Known Member

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    id just go to hollywood. all the really dumb zombies live there. id take over the playboy mansion. kick it with as many playboy bunnies as possible before looking for hefners viagra. ummm. good luck guys whoever wins. :)

    chris.
     
  8. Bystanderus

    Bystanderus Member

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    Looks like they've fixed the comp form now. *goes to submit entry*
     
  9. iamryanhello

    iamryanhello Well-Known Member

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    ahah put mine in, i like this contest ;)
     
  10. Nullroar

    Nullroar Well-Known Member

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    Buy a Prius so the zombies will think you are one of them and they will not bother you.
     
  11. Zombie_dance

    Zombie_dance Well-Known Member

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    Go to a 2 story building with tons of resources for 2 people then destroy the stairs. Get on the roof and scout out the area then work on escape plans and get familiar with my environment and make makeshift weapons out of the pillars on the stairs i broke. Then set up traps just in case of human threats. I would check to see if there are any near by survivors or resources for emergencies. After all that i would keep quiet and wait for rescue. If u run out of resorces i would take a melee weapon and go to near by stores and search for food water guns and building materials. I would only attack if nessecary. Lastly i would barricade the doors and climb up to the second story and me and my partner would take turns watching out abd mapping the area.
     
  12. Jarek

    Jarek Well-Known Member

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    FISHLABS Moderator
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    How to survive zombie attack?
    Many may say You have to find a shelter.
    Many may say You need a weapon; the best of mass-destruction.
    Many may say You need backup in shape of the whole US Army equipped with bazookas.

    Those "many" are right: these moth MAY help You survive. But that may also FAIL.
    Only my guide explains exact how to survive sudden zombie attack!

    Imagine You are alone at the cementary. It is midnight, You are scared. It's cold and dark.
    Suddenly, graves around You start to shake and grung: on the ground of each of them appears a HAND. Hand of zombie!
    You fell in panic. Zombies are raising, and now, presented in it's all shape (and smelling like hell) are crawling in Your direction.

    You don't know what to do - every muscle of Your body struggled. Suddenly You can control back Your body and thoughts - You realize how lucky You are being equipped with high-end machine gun withunlimited ammo (although You can remember where do You have it from...). You load the weapon and pull the trigger.
    Mass of zombies surrounding You transforms into fog of red blood. Nothing seem to survive destroying power of this gin. With a smile on Your face Your put the gun down. You think You're safe.
    But when blood fog falls away, You see that nothing happened to Your enemies: most of them lost heads, hands or legs but they were still crawling in Your direction silently.
    Now You are scared - You throw useless weapon away.
    Turnig around and starting to running costed You more than You thought. In the way to the graveyard You have seen a shelter.
    Immidiately You run in that direction and quickly come in closing hard doors carefully. After 15 minutes of silence You start to think it is over, zombies swang away. "Huh" You say loudly "That was close!"!
    In the moment doors behind You get shaken by claws hitting the surface. Walls are shaking too, with delight spiderweb of lines. Shelter starts to collapse.
    Wall to Your left felt and showed dozens of zombies with sharp claws. They still didn't make a sound. Silently they made way through collapses and came to You.
    They only thing You may do now is calling Your girlfriend, who, fortunately, works in the US Army. You quickly get mobile phone and call her. She answered immidiately, obviously waiting for Your call:
    "What do You think You are doing?! We had a date!!! Come back here, now!" she screams.
    "Damn, help me! I am in the shelter, surrounded by zombies!" whn You try to explain her Your problem one of zombies around You seals Your phone and puts it in his month. You hear terrible sound of cracked alluminium when Your phone is destroyed.
    Now You can only hope Your girlfriend heard You and is going to help. If not - You will die here.

    A few terrible moments later You hear a low sound. Helicopter!
    Through the whole in the roof, in the shelter jump soldiers equipped with bazookas. You are saved - they will smash zombies.
    You hide Yourself under nearb desk and avoid flash of explosion with tens of bazookas gathered in one room fired at the same time.
    Now it's over. Yes!
    You get up quickly and see walls covered in blood. Soldiers stand still with smiles in their faces. And again! Zombies get up!
    Despite most of them where just human shaped, they were still walking in Your direction.
    No! I will die here!
    Soldiers looked at themselves and... escaped cowardly through cracked doors.
    You lost all hope - it's over!
    Zombie was just in front of You, silently looking at You with devil eyes placed on the half of his face. It was awful view. He pulls hand to You.
    In the last moment You find Your precious iPod touch in the pocket and take it up.
    You swipe finger through springboard screens and and tap "Zogma" application. It launches with magical sound.
    Zombie paralized immidiately. They where listening to game music like charmed. "What's going on?"
    Closest zombie who earlier pulled hand to You broke the charm and asked (!):
    "Is it Zogma...?"
    "Yyyy...yes" You answer totally surprised.
    "Can we play it..?"
    "Yes!" You give the iPod to him. Immidiately surrounds him circle of other zombies who want to play.
    "How is this possible? Did they want to play <Zogma> only?! Inbelieveable!" You think immidiately backing off back home.


    What is sense of this story then?

    Do You have problem with zombies?

    BUY ZOGMA!

    Hope You like it!

    Yours,
     
  13. Zombie_dance

    Zombie_dance Well-Known Member

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    Technical error zombies cant come from ground if you read the zombie survival guide you would know. :p
     
  14. Jarek

    Jarek Well-Known Member

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    Ekhm...
    It's ME who wrote that guide :)

    It's all about preferences and imagination...
     
  15. FrakinKraken

    FrakinKraken Active Member

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    Some great suggestions guys but once again make sure you use the comp form at http://zogma.mobi/comp. If you've already written one here a cut and paste is sufficient.

    Re: pictures, works should be original but that doesn't mean you can't do a collage of different works etc.

    lol @ Prius
     
  16. FrakinKraken

    FrakinKraken Active Member

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    Guys thanks for the massive number of submission to date. Keep em coming!
     
  17. Jarek

    Jarek Well-Known Member

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    My entry was sent via form on Your website.

    But... are USA citizens allowed to participate only?
     
  18. FrakinKraken

    FrakinKraken Active Member

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    No, the competition is global and we're happy to ship a prize all the way out to Poland if you win!
     
  19. Jarek

    Jarek Well-Known Member

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    I am very happy!
    Because in the form was written "State", I thought it's limited to USA only.

    But now it's clear, I am waiting impateintly for the result. I had some fun writing my story, especially with iPod! ;)

    Best,
     
  20. FrakinKraken

    FrakinKraken Active Member

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    We're all the way from Australia anyway so would feel bad excluding anybody non-US! We're looking forward to reading through them all, been some good ones so far.
     

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