"You know that you're a hardcore iOS gamer when...."

...you still have your fingers crossed for iDracula 2 and Legion of Amon, against all hope and common sense.

 

You know you're a hardcore iOS gamer when you get 'Nintendo Thumb' from tapping on glass.

You know you're a hardcore iOS gamer when you get irritated when your friends ask you if you've heard of a game that they're just now getting into, when you've been there/done that 2 months ago!

 

And you're an hardcore iOS gamer when you've started to camp in front of an Apple Store today, just to be the first to get the new iPhone 5.
But you are disappointed at arrival, because the ultra-hardcore iOS gamers started camping there two weeks ago.

 

Not me.

 

When you have subscribed to Appspy, Crazy Mike's Apps and Touchgameplay... And when you know what im talking about.

 

...when you slide a finger across every fruit on your table.

 

...when you mention Retina and an eye specialist doesnt have a clue what you are talking about.

 

Dang! There goes my college thesis.

 

When all your favourite games are dated ports of ds,psp,xbla games lool jokes but seriously, everything good that comes out is something that ive played already.

 

When your ego compels you to post on this thread!

 

What are you saying.... (squints eyes)......

 

When you pay $15 for The Walking Dead season pass... When you could have spent $15 on the steam sale.

 

This is a....very convincing argument @@

 

...you worship at the altar of Sanuku.

...after hearing about your friend/significant other's music collection on their iDevice, you reply, "This thing plays music too?"

 

...when you visit TA more often then you game