"You know that you're a hardcore iOS gamer when...."

You know you're a hardcore iOS gamer when you only buy the .99$ deals at your favourite burger restaurant.
And you're even more hardcore when you dare to ask the clerk if the burger drop to free next week.
You're super hardcore when your wife asks for divorce and you ask back if there is an archievement for that.
But you're ultra-hardcore when Siri finally agreed to marry you.

 

You know you're a hardcore iOS gamer when you understand why old school TA members worship Enviro-Bear.

 

You know you're a hardcore iOS gamer when you are offended by unique and original ios games being described as 'console quality'.

 

You know if you are a hardcore gamer, if your iphone falls into the toilet while you are playing, and you grab it, and resume playing...

 

Please tell me you don't do this...

I'm also a hardcore germophobe.

 

When you're up past 1am saying you'll play just "one" more game of Jetpack Joy Ride.

..... and when you work for a studio that makes mobile games

 

You go to download a new game for the first time and you realize you already have it installed...

 

Did that today with Wind-up Knight! Ha!


You know you're a hardcore iOS gamer when you begin wondering who the person that keeps leapfrogging your score on the leaderboards really is.. And how far away they might live...
(cue creepy music)

 

lol!

 

You know you're a hardcore iOS gamer when you bemoan the lack of Rolando 3 - and write the company to complain about it - except for the fact that the devs don't have their company anymore - and that you know all these things why?

You also know you're a hardcore iOS gamer when you keep a separate backup folder for apps that never want to be updated - and another backup folder for apps that Apple has taken off the App store.

 

I dont know if this one has been said before, but now it fits pretty well

You know when you are a hardcore iOS gamer when you look at the main TA iPhone Games thread on wednesdays every five minutes anxious to see if anything new has been released, all day long

Also drach first one fits very well

 

YES lol this fits perfectly

 

This

 

"you know your a hardcore gamer whern... You check every category of games on the AppStore every day waiting for something interesting.

 

Eh, both categories go in my "Restored iTunes Files" folder

 

You know your hardcore when you play that game with flying unicorns in it.

 

You know your a hardcore gamer when you use you iPod games in chuck Norris jokes.

 

You know you're a hardcore gamer when you played eliminate before The Hurricane came out.

 

Everybody had eliminate a one point in time. It's a proven fact.

 

This and you're a hardcore iOS gamer if it's been a while since you bought any PS3 games.