My one wish is for relative touch. It's weird lifting my thumb off the screen and then the cannon resetting to where my thumb presses back down. Haven't had the afformentioned tilt control issues though. Solid overall, just needs that relative touch and the game will be perfect.
Nope, I think your just nuts. Lol. Nah, I don't care for it much. I would rather there be a vacuum button or something, but it's working for me at least.