Would you rather?

Millipede



Would you rather suck a d*ck or take it up the butt

 

take it up the rear.

Would you rather take a shot of period blood, or swim in a pool full of sperm?

 

I would rather swim in a pool of sperm.


Would you rather bleed from a paper cut, (on your finger) or bleed a little from a scrape on your palm? You got the scrape on your hand from your driveway. You tripped and fell.

 

Scrap on my palm.

Would you rather get pulled apart limb by limb or have your body twisted in horrible ways?

 

Both sound painful... But I think I would rather lose my limbs.

Would you rather smash your 3gs/iPod or Smash a goldfish with a hammer

 

goldfish with hammer, im in love with my ipod.

Would you rather battle brazillian monkeys with nunchucks while eating elmers glue and powered sugar or try to pet a hungry lion will giving sarah palin a sponge bath with carrot flavored tomatoe paste.

 

I would incite the lion to kill Sarah Palin.

Would you rather have Sarah Palin elected president or Justin Beiber?

 

Sarah palin....naked.

Would you rather, believe in false fairy tales being ignorant and happy, or deal with reality and get over it?

 

If by dealing with reality and getting over it, you mean smoking weed and getting over it, then yes, that one.

Would you rather eat a live manatee fetus or lick the 'Edge' of Tim Langdells freshly butt-mudded ass-crack?

 

She's old and gross and I would move to Canada if she were elected. And to your question, religion is funny.

 

would you rather have sex in front of your parents (staring at you) or have sex with someone with the same gender as yours

 

The first option.

Would you rather be a carrot or a potato?

 

Carrot.

Would you rather be a regular or ghey pr0n star.

 

I would rather be a straight porn star (identifying my sexuality is not very challenging).

Would you rather have a penis tattoed onto your forehead or be Justin Beiber's personal assistant? (suicide isn't possible).

 

Justin Bieber's PA.

Would you rather be a South African or a New Zealander?

 

New Zealander.

Would you rather marijuana be legal or remain illegal(in you own respective countries)?

 

Illegal. Drugs are bad.

Would you rather be Justin Bieber or James Blunt?

 

Do you by chance drink coffee? Just an FYI, it's a fact that coffee has caused more deaths than marijuana(marijuana deaths = 0)... Also a proven fact that marijuana helps fight all types of cancer, etc. Sorry, I don't really want to open this can of worms again. Just wanted to throw that out there

 

Are you kidding me? James Blunt in a second.

Would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?

 

Very true.

And I would MUCH rather be James Blunt.

Would you rather have $1,000,000
or
Have an unlimited supply of food (you can have exactly what you want, when you want).