15-minutes. Infamy might look bad on my resume. Would you rather cut out your own balls and swallow them, or be tied down in a room with Justin Bieber playing for hours?
How many hours? Anyway as much as it pains me, Justin Beiber playing for hours. Cutting off my own balls would be more painful. Ok, I have got a long one here: You live in Australia (yay!) and are 38 years old. You have a young daughter aged 7. You live next to your daughters best friend who is aged 8. When you were out at the shops, there was a forest fire and when you arrive back at your home both you and your neighbours house has caught fire. There is no-one around to help you (you live in the country). You frantically look for your child and see her, slumped over the window sill of your house. You were about to go and rescue her when you hear a cry. It is the neighbours daughter calling you for help. She is alive, whereas your daughter seems in a bad condition and you don't know whether she is alive or dead. Your decision is, save your child, but there is a 50% chance she is alive or dead. Or save your neighbours daughter and she will survive, but let your daughter die (if she is alive anyway). You cannot save both, as the time it takes for you to save one, will be enough for the flames to kill the other. There is no-one around to help you. What will you do?
Save my own child, I wouldn't be able to live with a 50% chance that I let her burn. Plus the other one has a chance to escape on her own if she's screaming and conscious What would you rather, the person you love dying, but you are secure in the knowledge that he/she did indeed love you, or he/she leaves you, and goes on to marry someone else, have a family, and is generally happy?
would you rather be a hermaphrodite for the rest of your life or get raped once a week for the rest of your life by a 50 year old man
Be a hermaphrodite. --- would you rather... --- slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol or suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?
What have you got against hermaphrodites? Obvious choice over lifetime rape imo... Or does the guy stay 50 whilst I continue to age, cause that would be kinda ironic as eventually he'd have to bum my bony ancient ass Plus I could always go out and contract AIDs to transmit in revenge
Awww, but the 50 foot razor blade is a classic for this game I'd go for the razor blade, I got strong butt cheeks and I reckon I can clench my way down there with minimal damage. And then, alcoholic rewards await! Plus I dunno if I could produce the kinda suction needed to make a dog's head cave in. I can't even suck a golf ball thru a garden hose Which would you rather, 100 nights with (insert hot celebrity of choice here) but in the process you contract AIDs, or $1,000,000, but every time you spend ten dollars, you get a paper cut (this is not avoidable thru online shopping or using a credit card, you get two cuts instead for trying to cheat )
Do the papercuts compound for large purchase? IE if I spend $100 do I get 10 papercuts? If so I'll take the 100 nights if I just get one paper cut for a large purchase I'll take the million Would you rather be a midget or abnormally tall (like Yao Ming but you can't play basketball)
Midgit. BTW, Papercuts are DEEP as hell. God, thinking about them gets me scared. --- Would you Rather --- Eat a pile of dog shit or Cut off a limb and eat it.
Dog Shit, I would rather eat the limb but living without it would be annoying Would you rather be burnt to death or freeze to death
would you rather lose all of your possessions (like, everything except yourself) or eat your best friend
Lose all my stuff, there's only a couple of items I wouldn't be able to eventually buy back if I was so inclined. Whereas I wouldn't fatally harm my best friend for all the money in the world, let alone eat him afterward. Would you rather smash your iDevice, or have your i-tunes account completely erased? (so you lose all your apps, saved games/high scores, and data and have no way to get them back except buying them all again and playing thru them)
