Lose all joint function. Would you rather have your balls chopped off with a dull pocket knife or have a clothes hanger that's been heating on the stove for about half an hour shoved up your butt?
The 2nd one. Would you rather have your balls bitten off by a horse or have your balls crushed by 4000 pounds?
I would rather be bitten by the horse. Would you rather drown from shifting gaping ice in the arctic or die a slower death of Hypothermia in antarctica?
Shifting gaping ice. If you're in a panic room and a group of zombies is slowly making its way inside, would you rather be the first to die, or the last?
The first. If you had a choice between getting eaten by a Huge python who will crush you till you are half dead and then eat you slowly, From foot to head or get eaten by a tiger and then getting your remains stomped on (bones, ribs, skull) which would you rather get eaten by?
Tiger. They go for the jugular and it's a quicker kill. No pain. Would you rather be ground to death in a meat grinder or suffocated with plastic wrap?
Yeah... suffocating doesn't hurt like being ground up in a meat grinder... I'll take the second option. I can't think of any sick situations at the moment... I just wanted to answer.
would you rather get killed by a sniper bullet, (one shot to the head) or slain by a sword fencer with one sweep which will kill you so fast you won't know what happened
Chopped by sword - you could get shot in the head and still live (a very confusing, painful, miserable life). Would you rather smash your iPhone/iPod Touch with a hammer or smash your pet hamster with a hammer?
iPod touch! would you rather be crushed to death by two slowly moving walls or get sliced in half by a pendulum blade swinging over your stomach while you're chained to a bed?
I'm only replying to the questions. Sliced in half by a pendulum blade. Smash my hamster. I don't have a hamster plus i can't live without my 3gs
easy tall and skinny, would anyone choose the opposite? would you rather get shot in the package and live, or shot in the head and die?
That's obviously a trick question since there's no difference between the two choices. Would you rather win a billion dollars or contract AIDS?
Billion dollars of course. I mean, who wouldn't want to be a millionaire? Would you rather be an Australian or a New Zealander?
Australian. New Zealanders speak funny, and I don't like sheep. Plus Australians have a cool accent and words like "Blimey", "Good onya mate", "Throw some more shrimps on the barbie". And they have people like Steve Irwin. Would you rather have really bad tourettes or herpes? (which I wouldn't recommend entering the into Google images, you have been warned! )
