Would You Rather...? (Forum Game)

Is this Saw now? Like when they have to cut their foot off? You're a very sadistic person!

 

This thread got derailed pretty fast.​

Anyway,

I would rather die. Sawing both legs gives lifetime painfullness.

Would you rather be poor and famous, or infamous and rich?

 

Poor and famous, 'cause it'd probably mean I was famous for some good or noble deed, rather than being a talentless pop star. I'd probably end up having better relationships that way.

Would you rather eat a whole cup full of soil or the eyeball of a deer?

 

The eyeball of a deer! Real men don't waste any meat!

Would you rather work daily a 24 hour job that you love, or a 2 hour job that you hate? (You get paid the same)

 

2 hour job I hate.

 

Would you rather have sex with your grandma, mother, father, or me?

 

I'd kill grandma, mother and father. Not you Booch. You too cool to die. Then I'd go to McDonalds.

 

Where's the beef?

 

In my pants.

Thread is going downhill again.










...and so are my pants.

 

Hmmm... 2 hour job I hate I guess. Depending on what the job is. If it's a 24 hour job taking nudes pictures of Miranda Kerr, or a 2 hour job cleaning out port a potties, I think the choice is clear.

Would you rather have no teeth, or no fingernails?

 

No fingernails, how could you eat?

Next person would rather have no sex his entire life or not eat meat his entire life.

 

You can get false teeth though, false fingernails would probably be more annoying.

Back on track... meat can go to hell.

Would you rather eat your dog to stay alive or die and have your dog eat you?

 

Would you rather eat your dog to stay alive or die and have your dog eat you?

Eat a dog

Would you rather know how ur gonna die or not know.

 

No meat. Sex is sex. Even if meat is more important. Wait, then I'd lack the nutrients from meat, shit. Well I must re-evaluate.

 

You'll just have to figure out a way to get nutrients from sex.

 

Ah Yes I got it. I'll buy those nutrient pill things from the shop or whatever.

 

Gay.

 

Eat your own meat, that's the ticket.