I am personally of the opinion that some mod rigged it. Edit: I am sure that some mod changed the answers. The mod probably changed it to 10,000,000 with the 184 coming from actual users. There aren't 10,000,000 users, not even 10,000,000 posts.
Didn't I hear rumors that the dev made multiple accouts just to post good ratings on this game? (hell, I bought it anyway)
Welcome Back! Tonight's Review... Chaos Rings VS Enviro-Bear 2010 VS Lets's Begin! On one hand you have Chaos Rings, quite possibly the best iphone game ever made. On the other hand you have Enviro-Bear 2010, which many claim is greatest game ever made. I'm here to compare these two games and tell you which is better. Yup Graphics Chaos Rings uses the latest Square Enix quadruple helix processor mechanics to give a vibrant experience of high quality model detail to the player. With all that intense image processing, I'm amazed this game doesn't cause your ipod to explode. The graphics really shine during battles and such. Above:a boss fight But Enviro Bear 2010 uses the classic Microsoft Paint texture shading and cinematics that are equal if not greater to the graphics of Chaos Rings. It is unbelieavable how far the Paint engine has come and I'm happy to see its better than ever in Enviro Bear. "Enviro Bear 2010 uses the classic Microsoft Paint texture shading and cinematics that are equal if not greater to the graphics of Chaos Rings." Winner: Tie Sound Chaos Rings has a completely orchestrated million dollar soundtrack of high quality music orchestrated by millions of people in Japan. Koji Kondo, the guy who makes music for Mario and Zelda, supervised the entire production. Other notable names such as Hijeko Sudokin and Hu Kazin lend their talent to the soundtrack. "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."-Koji Kondo Enviro Bear has no music but rather sound FX of a bear driving a car. You have your standard car sounds, bear sounds, etc. While quite good in its own regard, Enviro Bear's soundtrack simply can't compete with that of Chaos Rings'z. Winner: Chaos Rings Handling In Chaos Rings, you control a group of heroes who go fight and stuff. In Enviro Bear, you control a bear who doesn't know how to drive a car. Winner: Tie Fun Altough slaying monsters is fun, nothing beats driving around into stuff and killing whatever gets in your way. I'm sure many people agree with me on this. Enviro Bear is simply more fun. Winner: Enviro Bear Price As if to make this decision even harder, Enviro Bear 2010 and Chaos Rings are both the same exact price at .99 cents and 12.99 respectively. Both games are a great value, but Enviro Bear just narrowly wins with a slightly higher unit price of .9/45 compared to Chaos Ring's .89/45. Above:Enviro Bear is such a great value, even Steve Jobs bought a copy and constantly promotes/plays the game whenever he has down time Winner: Enviro Bear The Verdict So which game is truely the greatest? Well, for the first time in Kijib review history, we have a tie! Both games are simply too good for anyone to come to a conclusion and the vote conducted among several people was simply to close to call. sorry Both games are great and highly recommended. come get some STAY TUNED FOR MORE REVIEWS! NOW TAKING REQUESTS IN THE LOUNGE! official Enviro Bear seal of approval
Ok, fine, since all the 3d Graphics nerds who can't appreciate a humorous game are all whining about how "it has bad graphics" and "doesn't make sense," here's your "un-biased" review of the game. We'll compare it to some other highly reviewed games, like say NOVA, which now has a 4.5 from over 10,000 users. First, Enviro-Bear 2010 is totally original. Where the hell else are you going to play a game involving DRIVING A CAR WITH A ONE ARMED BEAR?! Oh yeah, plus eating berries and driving through lakes and harassing other bears and swatting badgers and discovering hidden easter eggs. Oh yeah, and not many people notice, but it HAS A PHYSICS ENGINE! If you place an object on the gas pedal, the gas pedal will react according to the weight of the object. NOVA is pretty much HALO and Deadspace combined with crap voice acting. Second, Enviro-Bear 2010 is much cheaper. Yeah, I know, "you're paying more because of the quality of NOVA," but Enviro-Bear 2010 took more work. It's an indie game developed by few people. NOVA is created by this stupid organization called Gameloft. NOVA has little character because it's pretty much no different from all the other corny sci-fi games. With Enviro-Bear 2010 you get a totally NEW experience for 4 bucks less (6 bucks before.) Third is... IT'S A FREAKIN' BEAR IN AN ORANGE CAR.
