dear idogames, i see you want to be my friend, at first my heart raced thinking i had an admirer. however after contemplating the acceptance I have to wonder why out of all these people on this board do you want to be friends with me? do you want me for my body? or is this all a plan to try and lure me into meeting you at a park where you hope to talk me into your trustworthy van with promises of snickers and kit-kat bars? you see my problem is you have 18 posts and we have never talked before. also your name backwards spells semagodi, and i have a big problem with that. i knew a kid back in junior high named semagodi, and he beat me up every day after english class with ms. miller. wine and dine me a little bit before you try to take me home and into your bed. love, jchampl
This is why you're still single, You'll never get an e-buddy if you keep expecting the fancy meals. We're in a recession damnit
