Are you an author by any chance? Because that sounds like a good intro to good book. 'After the lego was made, they peeled back his skin to find layer after layer of skin. The layer's went: 'white, plastic, black, plastic, white, plastic and black'. After closer inspection, Dr Jermaine realised that this alternating in colour skin layer would make a great zebra crossing. So the team started work, peeling the skin off Michael Jackson's body to make a new zebra crossing outside of his house, in honour to the legend himself.'
I salute you I wish I had had the 'balls' myself... That autopsy story left my mind slightly bent. Have you heard of the painter M C Escher? I had one of those moments...
Micheal Jackson's will: 'I leave my spare nose and lips to Janice jackson, my computer to Garry Glitter, my basement keys to joseph fritzel, and since im feeling generous the mcanns can have their daughter back.'
Devs knowing they can make a fortune out of pervs who don't know how to tap the safari icon. I have no idea how similar apps previously made it into the top 10, at least in the UK, but then I have no idea why many of the top apps make it that far.