What's the Most Memorable Fight You've Gotten Into?

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  1. Coldar

    Coldar Well-Known Member

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    One in particular stands out. (way back in my heyday:D).

    Small tavern, and a free for all. Remember mostly is that the jukebox kept getting in the way from being shoved from one end of the bar to the other and back again.
    Amazingly it keep playing (long cord) "ma ma ma my Corona" albeit a little shaky but still audible.
    True story.:)
     
  2. Kamazar

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    It's like a repeat of the Synthesia thread. One person had an experience, and to sound cool, everyone else did, too.

    I did however single-handedly take down 17 thugs in a cramped dark alley armed with nothing more than a half-empty can of diet coke and a single twizzler. Then a group of men in white jackets came for me out of the shadows and took me back to the asylum. As it turns out, I'm a schizophrenic, and those padded walls put up quite a fight.
     
  3. MidianGTX

    MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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    No one's putting as much effort into their bullshit as I did mine.
     
  4. Electric_Shaman

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    Yea... that's realllllly not how the song goes

    Reminds me of Cheech singing "ma ma ma myyy scrotum"
     
  5. Coldar

    Coldar Well-Known Member

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    LOL.........yea, I now. What ever the song was then. Think Sharona?
    Too many parodies since it came out and can't remember....
     
  6. RttaM

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  7. LBG

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  8. RttaM

    RttaM Well-Known Member

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    Well done. I approve of this message. :)
     
  9. MidianGTX

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  10. dumaz1000

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    I beat my meat. It wasn't much of a fight though.
     
  11. RttaM

    RttaM Well-Known Member

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    TOO much INFORMATION!
     
  12. da shiz wiz 19

    da shiz wiz 19 Well-Known Member

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    B-b-b-but Im not lying :(

    No really. It wasn't a manly or heroic, unlike my usual deeds.
     
  13. Brazilian Rider

    Brazilian Rider Well-Known Member

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    Why the hell would I lie about what I did?
     
  14. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

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    True

    True

    True (with possible exaggeration)

    True

    True

    True (heavy exaggeration)

    Plain LIES
     
  15. Electric_Shaman

    Electric_Shaman Well-Known Member

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    LBG are you saying my story wasn't true? :eek:


    Also I like how everyone can remember their fights in such detail. The only fights I can remember are from when I was a kid and the details are: I got into a fight with this other kid.
     
  16. The Bat Outta Hell

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    LBG, I agree completely.
     
  17. Slapshot

    Slapshot Well-Known Member

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    When...when you say that.... I just get infuriated. It's like you think if you say STFU it's gonna be your first sin... damn it's pathetic
     
  18. sammysin

    sammysin Well-Known Member

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    Had a great fight with my steak last night. Very satisfying victory.
     
  19. MidianGTX

    MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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    You forgot mine.
     
  20. LBG

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    I left out the ones where there was no doubt whatsoever that they were 100% true :rolleyes:.
     

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