What's the Most Memorable Fight You've Gotten Into?

I have a temper. One that I have been working on very well.

 

I'm weak. I don't fight. Pulled off a pretty satisfactory move the other day though-a kid tried to kick my balls. I caught his foot, and then lifted it until he flipped over face first. Pretty fun. That's the extent of my fighting though

 

I've only been in one fight. Stupidest fight ever. I jump the kid, pulled a terrible punch that nicked his shoulder (probably didn't even hurt at all), then his brother comes out of nowhere and starts pulling my hair. After I pulled him off he ran to where his brother was...30 feet away .

In retrospect, I should've punched him first...

 

All while a choir sings in Latin in the background backed by 500 string instruments and a gigantic cymbal.

 

I fight all the time. In fact, I'm fighting right now. What did you say? I'm not? How would you know? Wanna fight?

 

So we were in the middle of a soccer game, and this kid on the other team started playing dirty as hell. So, being the guy I am, not letting anyone touch my teammates (I learned this at a very young age), the next time he had the ball I slid into him, taking out his back heel. He got up cursing, so I picked up the ball and threw it at his face. This got him REALLY pissed (along with the rest of their team and their trailer trash Rosseane-like parents), but the ref had already broken up the fight (I got a yellow). I spent the next 10 minutes dodging blatant would-be fouls, and right when I was about to get a pass, the same original guy comes out of nowhere and blind side tackles me, but of course the ref was retarded and didn't call it. So now I'm cursing and the bitch that tackled me is trying to get up. As I start to walk away, he grabs by leg and trips me again. I got so pissed I just kicked back as hard as I could, and my kick caught him straight in the face, studs up.

You could clearly see the imprint of my shoe across his cheek with the heel missing because I clipped the bridge of his nose, giving him a gushing cut on his nose and an immense nose bleed.

Of course the referee saw that, so I got a red card and had to miss the next 4 games.

 

Typical Brazilians. They always play dirty.

 

Well i got into this fight once when i was playing basketball with my friends. We were just shooting around, and then this guy comes up, grabs the ball, and starts running around like a retard. I come up to him and grab the ball from him and were both pissed at each other. Again, he grabs the ball, but this time he tries to throw it at me. Luckily i had my hand up to dodge the ball, and he is stupid enough to throw it at my hand. Now i bring him down, and next thing i know, he's sort of down and i have my fist ready to punch him at the back of his head. This is the time my friends decide to break it up.

Still, a semi-satisfying victory.

 

At least I get the privilege of saying I kicked a guy in the face... And he deserved it. So did the ref, but kicking him would be illegal.

 

Swear to God if we start this shit I will kick you in the face.

 

I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent.

 

That's funny, because half of the current games you're playing are violent. GTA, Bruce Lee, Street Fighter, etc.

 

What would you have expected: Zen Bound, Doodle Jump and Fruit Ninja in my sig?

I take out my frustration in video games; that way, nobody in real life gets hurt

 

But I thought you objected to violence?

 

In real life, yes.

 

Whatever, hypocrite.