Spend $200 on pie. Then spend the rest on liposuction (at that sketchy looking "hospital" down the road). Who knows, you may even get herpes!
Actually, I'd recommend the iGo Charge Anywhere. I've been eyeing it for a while. Two USB ports, an external battery, and a USB charger all in one. Plus it's good for the environment. http://www.igo.com/Mobile-Device-Chargers/Charge-Anywhere/invt/ps002730004