The only time I have ever thought about being a guy is when I see a guy writhing on the ground after being hit in the groin wondering 'does it really hurt that bad'?
Ah so that explains your username. And yes, it does hurt that bad. I had a motorcycle accident which involved me flying 50mph into a car. My right testicle was seriously bruised and swollen to the size of a fist. I couldn't stand up without pain and vomiting, let alone walk, for almost 2 weeks after the accident.
Well, some guys have boobs to play with and they don't even have to carry them round, I'm working on that...
Are you guys joking? It would be so much harder to be a woman. You have to like wear clothing that is extremely complicated and have periods and have to spend all my time in a kitchen and have to give birth. Only reason Id want to be a girl is so I could play with my boobs and pretend I'm lesbian.
I'm male and I still find amusing the notion that women belong in the kitchen and find enjoyment in playing with their boobs all day long.
The women in the kitchen part is mainly for the jokes Women don't enjoy playing with theirs boobs all day? Are you sure? If they're not in the kitchen and they don't play with their boobs, what do they do all day?.
Ah, the "slumber party". Of course. They do all but slumber, if you catch my obnoxiously unsubtle drift.
Saying this while you're on an internet forum for iDevice gaming kinda takes the sting out of it. Just a little bit.
No. I meant girl as in girlfriend, not a daughter. That picture's just the first random thing I got when I googled "cheeks". Among several less appropriate images.
