What do you do for a living?

Um... Jokes do have to make sense to be funny.

 

Full-time student. No job accepts a 15 year old. Insurance stuff, bla bla bla. Might get my lifeguard certification, though.

 

Actually, it's probably because you don't have working papers.

 

LordVader, what do you do?

 

No idea what you're trying to say. Try breaking it down into small, mono-syllabic words.

 

I wonder what ill do after college.......

 

nah..i was thinking this


or....


maybe this...make me one of these

 

If you're lucky enough to still be in school, enjoy it while you can. You don't get summer vacation once you become a productive member of society...unless you're school teacher of course.

 

Very true, though I have summer school So I only have 1 month of vacation.

 

1 month of vacation? You may as well be living in France...as an entry-level employee.

 

I'm a student. I'm looking at a career in finance.

 

I'm a pokemon master. I left home at the age of 10, I like to hook up with new girls every time I visit a Country, and haven't aged for 8 years.

 

Wrong, I'm working at mcdonalds at age 15. Not exactly a glamorous job, but it feeds my ipod addiction.

 

Depends where you live. I'm a student, looking for a job. I love public speaking as well, my dad wants me to be a reader of the bible in church

 

My name's Art Vandelay. I'm an architect.

 

Simultaneously?! No way..

 

When I lived on the west coast I worked for Oakley, the most amazing company to work for. (IMO) Today I am living in the midwest and still in optics as a rep and trainer/manager and trying for my ABO certification.