What Do You Believe? (Religious)

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  1. spidey146

    spidey146 Well-Known Member

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    His point exactly.
     
  2. The Bat Outta Hell

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    Age really has nothing to do with it.
     
  3. harp player

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    im not entirely sure were playing the same court?

    i dont quite catch your drift
     
  4. The Bat Outta Hell

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    Well for example Kamazar is 11 years younger than you (assuming you're telling the truth) and 11 times as intelligent.
     
  5. Kamazar

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    And this is the exact moment harp player becomes a kijib/kgamelover1.
     
  6. harp player

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    what do you mean
     
  7. Kamazar

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    I... I can't do this anymore.
     
  8. harp player

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    cant do what anymore??
     
  9. AaronAMV

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    harp player is awesome
     
  10. harp player

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    thank you
     
  11. MidianGTX

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    I'd love to see picture of Noah standing on deck of the ark, trying to keep a Tyrannosaurus Rex away from a couple of rabbits with a chair and a whip.

    Anyway, this event that killed off the dinosaurs... isn't that usually considered to be either an ice age, a comet, or lack of food? It can't have been lack of food with all those animals around, so perhaps it's one of the other two? But then... every single other animal aside from dinosaurs miraculously survived these events... the questions just keep coming! I'm sitting here trying to prove this to myself, but the more you try and make excuses for it the more ridiculous it becomes.
     
  12. harp player

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    just let it be man
    just let it be
     
  13. MidianGTX

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    You mean let ignorance win and just believe what I'm told rather than relying on my own intellect and reason? Tell you what, you do it for the both of us.
     
  14. harp player

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    right ok

    there was a comet
    kablam
    the comet hits
    the dinosaurs nearby are like dead and stuff
    then the comet causes climate change and the ice caps like melt or something like that
    and theres a big flood and then it freezes over and kills everything
    then noahs ark comes along and puts back all the animals that people care about
    then everyones happy
    the end?
     
  15. CDubby94

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    To be honest I'm really not too sure about the dinosaurs. I do know one thought is a new plant in the herbivores diet kept them from sending the browns to the super bowl and when the herbivores were eaten the same thing happened to the omnivore and carnivores and they all died since they couldn't crap.
     
  16. da shiz wiz 19

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    Well the animals that survived were mammals, crocs, and sharks. Odd combination. There could've been several events that could've caused this.

    1. Comet (or is an asteroid?) crashes into earth, killing a buttload of animals/dinosaurs. But a lot of dinosaurs would still be alive (since mammals somehow survived). Now this comet could trigger volcanic activity. If enough activity was created then there would be tons of ash, killing off plants. This would then kill off herbivours. Then carnivores have a dwindling supply of food so they die off too. Then the clouds of ash (if large enough) could trigger an ice age. All that ash blocking out the sun would cool down the earth considerably.
    Now small mammals dont need much energy to survive, so they could live off the remains of the dead herbivores, dead carnivores, and various plants still alive. Sharks are living in the water (obviously), so they can live off the fish still alive there. BUT, how the hell did crocs survive? Cold blooded= dead by ice age. Carnivore= dead by lack of food. Habitat= dead by comet. The crocs pretty much kill this theory.

    2. Comet hits and Buttf*cks the entire planet. The mammals and crocs develop a sixth sense and hide under a mountain.
     
  17. MidianGTX

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    Perhaps the dinosaurs were the first ones off the ark and Noah slammed the doors just as the comet hit :)
     
  18. Kamazar

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    A meteorite would effectively send tons of dust into the atmosphere, blocking out all sun, or at the very least, infrared radition, which causes heat. How do the ice caps melt without any sun? And even if there were a flood, gigantic chunks of ice don't melt within a matter of days. Also, the bible explicity says that it rains. If there were a meteorite, and no heat, how would water evaporate to form precipitation. Then stuff freezes over? Randomly, just like that? And just the animals that people care about? PETA didn't exist back then. Why didn't they put in cows, pigs, and chicken? Why the **** bring an ant-eater into your ark?
     
  19. harp player

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    lets get a time machine folks!!!!!!

    dun dun dun dun dunnnn
     
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