Doesn't sarcasm insinuate that I'm wrong? Which in turn would mean... you don't know what I'm talking about and seemingly have misunderstood the entire question?
Agreed, I can't believe the press would report on such a ridiculous topic. Then again, they will report on just about anything if they are desperate. I.E. "Breaking News: iPhone 4 Sucks"
Ever thought that the egg may have travelled back in time through the fabric of space-time and hatched the chicken afterwards?
Since the discussion has sort of shifted to the chicken vs. chicken egg question, I'll share my opinion. The egg obviously came first. Lets say there were two species, the chiban and the chacken. They laid an egg, a chicken egg, which then hatched into the first chicken.
Like I said, if that were the case, then chickens would be sterile, and their species would have been extinct thousands of years ago.