Oh man, you're funny. You are really, really funny. I'm gonna have to watch out for you Twiddle. LAWLZ! Twiddle... Even your username is hilarious!
LAWLZ! I dunno Twiddle. I'm sure me and my man boobs (LAWLZ!) are no match for your comedic genius! LAWLZ!!!
I disagree, I think my puns would bounce off your fat! LAWLZ! I'm sorry, I'll stop. Let's be friends.
No, please don't. It's an honor to be on the business end of your joke pistol. Me and my fat (LAWLZ!) don't mind at all. LAWLZ!!!
No really, it's fine. LAWLZ! If your sig is any indication, then you've got a whole arsenal of clever jokes and comebacks. LAWLZ!!!