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Uhhmmm, no.

 

There are some people he can't beat, but could almost kill right? But I agree.

 

Like Iron Man

 

Uhhmmm, yes.

 

In the comics Batman literally can take down any superhero he faces thanks to the Tower of Babylon.

Also, he beat superman:

 

I'd rather have this happen to me...



Than this...

 

This is why I like k1lljoy

 

Yeah You're wrong. Big time.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1586505/iron-man-vs-batman-who-would-come-out-on-top.jhtml

 

Lets see Batman and his badass suit, beat Iron Man and his badasser suit.

*batman throws punch, hurts fist*

*Iron Man blasts Batman's face off with his repulsers*
*and then blows up the Batmobile with the Ex-wife just because he can*
*actually the ex wife sucks but whatever, he blows it up anyway*

My three favorite superheroes besides batman, Iron Man, Wolverine.

Batman would lose to both of them.

 

Superman is invincible, but he dresses like a girl.

 

No, no THAT's NOT how it would go lol.

*Iron Man launches a s--t storm of his arsenal at Batman. Batmobile gets destroyed. Iron man makes a witty remark about himself conquering Batman
*His suit stops working and he sees Batman emerge out of the shadow. Batman disables the suit and Iron man promptly repowers the suit only realizing he has lost control over it
*Batman honors his fight against Iron man but then Iron Man attempts to cheap shot Batman. Batman over powers his reactor and Iron man dies.

Against Wolverine

*Batman attacks.
*Batman attacks. Wolverine is getting closer
*Batman uses more attacks
*Wolverine is still coming closer
*Batman thinks about what to do
*Wolverine starts running
*Batman is screwed
*Wolverine wrecks batman due to his regenerative abilites.

 

Chuck Norris and Superman once had a contest of strength and the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes.

Chuck Norris would beat everyone.

 

None of these have s*** on Alba as Invisible Woman.

How can you attack someone you can't see?

 

Everyone but Bruce Lee. Remember Return of the Dragon? Remember how THAT turned out?

 

Well the Wolverine one is true.

But the Iron Man skit is bullshit

 

Invisible Woman goes invisible.

Batman/Iron Man/Superman/Wolverine etc can't find her.

Invisible Woman is laughing.

 

Hey did you even read the link? Batman would've had a contigency plan. For example, he'd hold Iron man's girlfriend or whatever against him and have a humanoid android as a pretend and he'd threaten to kill her.

 

Yes, and she's naked.

 

Ah ah ah, Trap her in water and add electricity. SHA BAM she'ss screwed. Batman would then make sure she's okay and what not

 

That's assuming he had time to plan... Which he probably would cuz Iron Man can't do anything inconspicuously.. So yeah, you might have a point.