Welcome to Die!

Nope, my jihad cat blew itself up, killing AK47 kitteh.

And now my catzilla just crushed your puny little "giant" cat.

 

You think your Catzilla is big?

 

Your cat is so small, my milky way cat is about 65.5 trillion times wider than your cat.

 

This is actually the only good thing this thread has produced.

 

word!!!!

 

MY CAT IS GOD!!!

 

My kitty plays with all of your kitties. He doesn;t promote drug use, terrorism or violence. Just clean good ol fashion fun.

 

rofl. yes!

 

That promiscuous bastard!

 

That's right. He aims to knock up your kitties and produce more kitties. Kitties. Kitties. Kitties.

 

Pffft. Shame he doesn't exist. My milky way cat still dominates the universe.

 

I win.

 

YOU killed Kennedy?!

 

My hypno-kitteh has hypnotized your sniper to shoot himself in the head!

 

But my laser cat shatters your hypno cat's glasses!

 

Ack! Why is everyone fighting against me?!



I don't know what my shadow kitty did, but it was pretty badass. And he's BIGGER than you!

 

I'll upload a pick of my real kitteh, Simba, the lion king and he'll rape all of yalls up in here!

 

I feel like it. And you think that file size makes a difference? Check out this:

http://commondatastorage.googleapis.com/static.panoramio.com/photos/original/24514643.jpg

My normal kitteh sits on your pathetic kitty, because he weighs in at 70 MP. Ha!

 

Wow!