Welcome to Die!

Exactly, wait, what?

Edit: I'll stop, see I'm done now. No harm done

 

I'm going to be blunt.

You are a tool.

 

Ion not quite sure I understand what that means. Sorry

 

What is this thread even for???

 

Whatever you want it to be for.

 

Ninja kittens?

 

Sure.

 

Sorry, cat pictures are off limits to all but LBG.

 

LGB can kiss my ninja kitty butt.

 

You want a lolcat war?

Commence missile launch sequence in 5....4....3....2....1.......

 

as i was sleeping, i caught a possum staring me in the eye outside my window eating a nut.

 

That was me.

 

Ha! You cannot defeat me!

 

I will defeat your ninja cats, I have lolcat cavalry that will charge you from the front, my airbourne lolcat units will attack from the air and my lolcat armoured divisions will flank your pesky ninja cats. There is nowhere to hide. Resistance is futile.

 

And yet my kitty cannons have destroyed your airborne and armored units, leaving you with nothing but your cavalry!

 

But the cavalry overwhelms the kitteh cannon! I feel like I'm five.

 

Even though you're not taking part in this epic battle:


Now my machine gun kitteh destroys your cavalry!!

 

Time to die, infidels.

 

looks like you're not getting any virgins!



My giant kitty squishes your terrorist kitteh between its paws!
And you still haven't killed my machine gun kitteh.