F*CK ME SIDEWAYS GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME!!! I HATE HIM!!! I FREAKING HATE HIM!! Yeah, you know, snuggle. We could get warm and cuddle with a good book together.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1347894/Jury-duty-cat-Sal-Cat-summoned-service-US-court-rules-attend.html
No it's not. he has like 20 accounts all with names like coughkijibcough, KIJIB!, kij[esus]ib, stopbanningkijib, etc.. ...I was going to say something witty, but it's really not worth the effort. It's either one of his friends or a 400lb sex maniac with a thing for kijib. We don't care nearly much as he thinks we do. It's pretty easy to ban somebody's IP and he's been using the same one the whole time.
Oh, there's a discussion on it. NotYou, if you wouldn't mind wiping "kijibisamazing" from existence, he's spamming inboxes right now.