Hate to quote myself, but... errr, forgot that one should be cautious when s/he's wishing for something on TA. How often was this thread renamed by now? 40 times? 50? I guess we have to to some serious intellectual stuff right now, homies.
I really wish for once you would act mature, I honestly don't even know what to vote for considering all the options look like crap.
I would rather have the epic pat down. That way its uncomfortable for more than one person and I can fart on them when they get to my buttocks.
Well...he touched me and said it was for security purposes...so I took of my clothes... Don't know why the TSA came to my house in an unmarked white van...I wasn't even planning on flying. Hrmph!
I'd just like to brag that I'm browsing TA at thirty thousand feet Up in the Sky cwoozing at 570 miles-pur-hour