Yeah I was going to say my grandma is like 65. I'm just kidding though. I don't grope my grandma. At all. I'm super cereal.
OK. But I don't understand how you can be cereal and type on the computer. Is it because you're super?
Either this guy has small hands, or he's got the biggest, backwardest iPhone evar! And they didn't even 'shop the hands in at 100% opacity...