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Alex doesn't have a job. Alex has an addiction to a shitty game called "Graal".

 

Alex is too young to have a job. LBG on the other hand has 5000 posts on a forum. Meaning he has spent at least 2000 hours on here.

 

Alex has recently suffered spontaneous mental retardation as he tried to comprehend the number of months he has spent on Graal.

 

Sigworthy.

 

see there appears to be a kitty laying down but he is thinking hard to send telethapy to his brain his brain receives telethapy and works even harder to send brain waves to a radio station and radio station receives message and plays a song for it and some random worker loves that song and works harder thus kitty is working

 

GODDAMN IT

 

Hahahaha.

I love Octopi, Squid and Jellyfish! Just thought I'd share.

 

Squabble. Mad squabble.

 

Idiot lol. 1000 hours isn't even a month and a half!

 

It could be in alien hours.

 

1000 hours Jesus Christ

 

Pfft. I log that much into Phantasy Star Portable 2 in a day.

 

There are only like 27 hours in day??

 

*spills the beans*

 

*the bag unleashes a cat*

 

*the cat is feral, and thusly has to be put down. But alas, cannot be put down because it has big eyes*

 

YAY for big eyes!

 

But no one noticed it's eyes because the cat was inconspicuous.

 

OH MAH GAWD