Haha, so did I. That's the sort of prank I'd love to try on someone, but I wouldn't because I'd feel really bad afterwards if they got hurt.
I just love that his milk or whatever beverage that was spilled everywhere. Epic. Simply epic. One time a friend and I duct taped his little brother to the bed (he was probably about 8) while he was napping and we set off the fire alarm and and came in his room screaming "FIRE FIRE FIRE GET THE F*CK OUT!!!!" and ran out it was awesome. He cried for a little bit. /evil
Nope. It will probably take you like, what. 300 minutes? Not sure how fast of a typer you are, and how fast you think... BUT the time you spend READING these forums is what really adds up. And with over 7000 posts? You've spent definitly over 115 hours JUST TYPING, and that is just if you count every post ONE MINUTE OF TYPING. And I'm sure more than half of your posts exceed that. Your probably in the 2000+ hour catagory of time on this forum.
Baseless assumptions with a good helping of obvious distress. Provacative posts ftw. Go play 2000 hours of Graal in 5 months.
Hey, pal, the fact that you're here proves that you're lacking a life just as much as any of us are. So instead of trying to achieve the World's Most Useless Lifeform award, go do something productive. Do something that matters rather than fulfilling your emotional needs by bashing on someone anonymously.