It's natural selection! Member with bad traits dissapear and do not reproduce leaving only the members with good traits allowing toucharcade to become better, more complex, and more efficent. It all makes sense now!
The fluoride they add to our water is actually used by the government as a sort of mind-controlling device, which thoroughly explains how George W. Bush was able to take a second term. Oh, and black helicopters. Google it.
Also my sources tell me every iPhone is implanted with a tracking chip the government use to watch your every move
Congratulations. Your father is one of the richest companies on the planet. And is also, apparently, multifarious in its abilities.
Dinosaurs are badass, I'm all in favour of some more names. Can't be any worse than some of the usernames in this thread.
He's as almost as cool as the guy screaming because his WoW got hacked [hqyoutube]GJkaIEGH84k[/hqyoutube]