Shit I don't even know where to begin. Yesterday my wife finally expressed disgust to my hotdog fancy. I get a shotglass, mix ketchup, mustard and (yes) cheezewiz and throw that in the microwave for 9 seconds. Mix it together and smother them on an all beef frank. I don't do turkey dogs, or mixed meat dogs. they have to be ALL BEEF. Also, the bun can be nothing else other than Sara Lee Potato buns. With my burgers I have to have one one slice of melted pepperjack, one slice of melted american (they have to be melted), 2 leaves of lettuce, 1000 island dressing (on bottom bun), 3 thinly sliced avacados, jalapanos, chipotle mayo (on top bun), diced red onion (has to be diced), and 2 good sized portobello mushrooms. The buns must also be Potato buns. That's the very tip of the iceburg. I'm just as bad with Steaks, Sandwiches, Chicken, you name it. I have to have my shit done a certain way. I rarely have my wife cook
Any citrus with a hint of sugar are great! Especially grapefruits. Though these days I tend to get extremely terrible acid reflux if I do so chose to eat them.
lol, I have no idea why they called it a cannon bone. I didn't even know a goat had a "fore udder" and a "rear udder". Isn't it just one udder?
One or 2 seconds more and the concoction pops and gets all over the microwave. Trust me, i've tried. My microwave is really powerful >.>
Yup! It's because of my awful eating habit's with little to no excersize that I am as big I am. Thusly, am so big that I have to do something about it. I also smoke cigarettes which I have to quit. This shit ain't gunna be easy mate. We're starting a gradual workout tomorrow for 6 weeks before P90x. So I am getting all my junkfood, soda, and all that unhealthy BS in while we can.
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Hey that's the spirit! Overload and overindulge so maybe you won't want it anymore! But I bet if you do start in earnest you won't WANT to eat like crap anymore. You start looking at things in terms of - how many minutes of exercise will it take me to burn that off - and then suddenly it's not so appealing anymore! Good luck!
For sure man. Were pretty much going to be sticking with an all white meat and steamed veggies smaller portioned meals too. Gotta snack/eat five times a day to where you arn't hungry, but not full. I've done weight training and stuff before but never something as extreme as P90X. Which is why I am up to the challenge. BRING IT!
