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  1. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

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    A man is found dead in a phone box with a fish and the glass is broken. How did he die?
     
  2. Vovin

    Vovin 👮 Spam Police 🚓

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    Cut his wrists, I assume.
     
  3. kaboom132

    kaboom132 Well-Known Member

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    He was a fish!
     
  4. LBG

    LBG Señor Member

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    Nope, he was on the phone to his wife and he said "Hey honey, I've just been fishing and I caught a fish THIS BIG!" *holds out arms to the size of fish*
    His arms went through the glass, cutting through a vein and he bled out.
     
  5. aznriceboi13

    aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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    where rice paddies grow...
    if it's pee, let it be
    if it's yellow let it mellow
    if it's brown flush it down

    that's water conservation right there
     
  6. sammysin

    sammysin Well-Known Member

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    Logical! >.>
     
  7. Slapshot

    Slapshot Well-Known Member

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    This thread....is still alive? O_O
     
  8. aznriceboi13

    aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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    where rice paddies grow...
  9. sammysin

    sammysin Well-Known Member

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    ROFL, what the hell! Hahaha.
     
  10. SJP99

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    Ipod Touch game player person like thing????
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  11. sammysin

    sammysin Well-Known Member

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    I laughed my butt off when I saw this last time I frequented LOLCATS.
     
  12. SJP99

    SJP99 Well-Known Member

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    Ipod Touch game player person like thing????
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  13. Vovin

    Vovin 👮 Spam Police 🚓

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    That's what I said. Died because of cutting his wrists open.
     
  14. MidianGTX

    MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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    Your house must smell like the back of a strip joint.
     
  15. Vovin

    Vovin 👮 Spam Police 🚓

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    Btw., your story is absolutely nonsense! :D
    Let me tell you why (and we're using here the worst-case-scenario-check):

    first of all:
    when a man thrusts his arms through the panes of a telephone booth on both sides, the glass would burst and through the impact, fall down at the outside of the booth.
    O.k., assuming that a few shards of glass have cut him:
    how big is the chance to slit open the main arteries on both forearms up to the elbow exactly?
    Well, this is very unlikely.
    The main artery of a forearm is maybe 3-6mm in diameter. This must be the biggest misfortune I've ever heard of.
    But assuming the man had hit exacly the spots to open both arteries:
    there is something called wound healing. When tissue is first wounded, blood comes in contact with collagen, triggering blood platelets to begin secreting inflammatory factors. Platelets also express glycoproteins on their cell membranes that allow them to stick to one another and to aggregate, forming a mass. Fibrin and fibronectin cross-link together and form a plug that traps proteins and particles and prevents further blood loss.
    This process takes 5-10 Minutes in this case. The flow velocity of blood is 0,05 m/s at the wrists, so the man wouldn't lose too much blood to die because of blood loss.
    O.k., but now, let's guess he has an impaired wound healing:
    even now, he would have 7-10 minutes to call for help before he faints (brain shuts down all but the most vital body functions in order to survive, but only before a shock because of blood loss) and then another long time (depends on the level of blood in his body) to be found and saved.
    So, always remember: the safest way to die because of opened wrist arteries is to place yourself into a hot bathtub and drop the arms into the water - this stops the hemostasis. A bloody telephone booth wouldn't kill you.

    *note: kids, don't do that at home*
     
  16. LBG

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    lol, I know (I took A-level biology). Anyway, it's just a stupid joke, no need to take it so seriously :p
     
  17. aznriceboi13

    aznriceboi13 Well-Known Member

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    where rice paddies grow...
    #8577 aznriceboi13, Sep 26, 2010
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  18. KGameLover1

    KGameLover1 Well-Known Member

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    I'M BAECK!
    AND TBOH LIEKS PRETY, PRETY MUDKIPZ
    N NO ON IS IN THE PALRINGO RUOM.
    Oh, and ****.
     
  19. Lombardo

    Lombardo Well-Known Member

    Please shut up
     
  20. sammysin

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    Say what?
     

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