Lololol look what I finded (no I didn't write it) http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=Kijib
1. Crouch Down 2. Breath Really Deeply for 20 Seconds 3. Stand Up Quickly 4. Blow on your Thumb Really Hard Try it, NOW. It makes you pass out
I dunno if you're insinuating it doesn't work, because it does. Usually helps to have a friend around though. Stupid thing to do either way, had a kid in school fall and cut his head open on a heater, another kept passing out after regaining consciousness.
Wait...what moderator and/or administrator approved and stuck this thread besides Hodapp? Just curious. Side note: I lol'd at the kijib definition.