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No way man. It's completely legitimate. Just let them have your credit card number, and they handle the rest. I tried and immediately made -$10,000! So easy and anyone can do it.

 

tehehehe!

 

Sorry but you lost me at 'just enter your credit card details'

 

Fun times man, hope you don't have any battle scars.

Beautiful. Hope you didn't get any in her eye.

 

this is..

 

Nope, only thing harmed was my dignity

 

I bet she said

"gaaahh!! so small!!"

 

I think you remembering a memory of yourself.

 

*In Mario theme song tone* Fake,Fake,FAke,Fake,fake,f-fake,,f-f-f-f-fake,f-fake,fake,f-fake,fake

 

hahahahahahahahaha

 

I'd rather give my credit card number to the hott sex hotline than this. At least they have a good marketing ploy.

 

...walking in on you.

 

I don't think anybody reported this

 

so are you gonna remove the links...?

 

Nah she had a look of "Oh my god"-ery on her face. My d*ck never softened faster.

 

Burn.

 

Yeah. I just wanted to savor the moment.

 

The great thing is... this is his most successful thread to date:

http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?t=51651
http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?t=51648
http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?t=48172