Welcome to Die!

Vester leave me alone you square headed chair humping grape sniffer!

 

I'm just messing with u

 

well good... i was just messing with ypu. im sure you dont realy hump chairs and grapes smell quite nice actualy

 

Actually I just finished humping the chair like 2 minutes ago

 

well thats... ok i guess. do you get many splinters?

 

Funny u mention that, I'm pulling the splinters out right now. I got a few more than usual...

 

splinters hurt. you should use protection

 

Yeah but I'm a wild beast

 

with splinters in his dick

 

Not anymore, just pulled the last one

 

did the chair concent?

 

w00t! Special K

 

I hope the Special K means K for Kyle, because this would be a Fan club about me.

 

As in Special KGamelover1?

 

And here I thought we were all talking about cereal for a moment. I was about to break out my retro Wheaties box for a party.

 

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Special K with strawberries is the shit

 

For realz