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Those are real, but it's Simona Halep, not Caroline.
...and yes, they're smaller now.

 

What the hell. Do you recognize women by breast size?

 

it's a good talent to have

 

It was a headlining story

 

Add more BEWBS to this thread.

 

How do you get an internationally famous tennis star to show you almost everything?

 

Yes.

 

? Are you saying...

 

Legitimate question. If you wanna see the goods, what do ya gotta do?

 

Lots of Vodka.

Other than that you could promise her attention-addled brain more publicity.

 

More like Bake her Cake

 

Quite true.

N.B. That's Molly Sims, I'm just saying the technique would probably work on tennis stars.

 

I'm sure there's some chick staring at this conversation, shaking her head in disapproval.

 

You mean they would've been okay with staying in the Uno video chat game with that stripper ?

 

My girlfriend would hate it, I'm considering editing all my posts.

If you're reading this: I'm only posting pictures for the sake of the lonely guys in here, not me

 

Dude, all the girls in the world are buying it. Totally.

 

lmfao owned. Okay as pathetic as this conversation has been, I'm going to sleep and hopefully forgetting this ever happened.

Maria Sharapova has nice tits. What?

 

She looks like she just walked off the set of that show you hate.

 

That face is a smile? What's so scare about it?